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MR. MACCLAY: This is insane. You people have no right to interfere with Tara’s affairs. We … are her blood kin! Who the hell are you?
BUFFY: We’re family.
DONNY: Daaad. You — you gonna let ‘em just… Tara, if you don’t get in that car, I swear by god I will beat you down.
XANDER: And I swear by your full and manly beard, you’re gonna break something trying.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Family” (5.6)
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Buffy, Xander and Willow go to see the Avengers.
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![BUFFY: Everybody, this is Rona.
POTENTIALS, XANDER, and ANDREW: Hey, Rona.
RONA: Um… why is that guy [Andrew] tied to a chair?
XANDER: The question you’ll soon be asking is, “Why isn’t he gagged?”
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Showtime” (7.11)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2e7juWLv51r54awgo1_500.jpg)
BUFFY: Everybody, this is Rona.
POTENTIALS, XANDER, and ANDREW: Hey, Rona.
RONA: Um… why is that guy [Andrew] tied to a chair?
XANDER: The question you’ll soon be asking is, “Why isn’t he gagged?”
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Showtime” (7.11)
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BUFFY: Willow’s in heaven and Oz has this really cool house off campus with the band.
XANDER: And you’re sitting here alone at the Bronze looking like you just got diagnosed with cancer of the puppy.
BUFFY: It’s just… there was this vampire, and she took me down, and I just… I don’t know how to stop her.
XANDER: Then where’s the gang? Avengers assemble! Let’s get it going!
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Freshman” (4.1)
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ANYA: All I know is I really want to go to this dance and I want someone to go with me.
XANDER: Be still my heart. Oh wait, it is. How come I got the short straw?
ANYA: You’re not quite as obnoxious as most of the alpha males around here. Plus I know you don’t have a date.
XANDER: I haven’t settled on anyone yet.
ANYA: Fine. Look, I know you find me attractive. I’ve seen you looking at my breasts.
XANDER: Nothing personal, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.
ANYA: Whatever. Look, do you wanna go with me or not?
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Prom” (3.20)
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![[RILEY sneaks through the cemetery, all military-like. XANDER, WILLOW, and ANYA follow, eating potato chips and looking confused.]
XANDER: What’s with the hand move? Does that like mean something?
WILLOW: It’s code. I think it breaks down to “choo-choo”.
ANYA: It means to follow him. That, or wait here for him.
WILLOW: Ask.
XANDER: Hey, Riley! What’s the [hand gestures] all about?
RILEY: It means yell real loud so the vampires who don’t know we’re coming will have a sporting chance.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Fool for Love” (5.7)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20wd2GKJM1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
[RILEY sneaks through the cemetery, all military-like. XANDER, WILLOW, and ANYA follow, eating potato chips and looking confused.]
XANDER: What’s with the hand move? Does that like mean something?
WILLOW: It’s code. I think it breaks down to “choo-choo”.
ANYA: It means to follow him. That, or wait here for him.
WILLOW: Ask.
XANDER: Hey, Riley! What’s the [hand gestures] all about?
RILEY: It means yell real loud so the vampires who don’t know we’re coming will have a sporting chance.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Fool for Love” (5.7)
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BUFFY: What is this?
XANDER: What do you mean, what is it? It’s my thing.
BUFFY: Your thing?
XANDER: My thing.
BUFFY: Is this a penis metaphor?
XANDER: It’s my thing that makes me cool. You know, that makes me unique. I’m Car Guy. Guy with the car.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Zeppo” (3.13)
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XANDER: Look, it’s not a good idea.
WILLOW: There’s no use arguing with me. Do you see my resolve face? You’ve seen it before. You know what it means. This can help Buffy. If we turn Angel back soon enough, we can stop him from ever awakening Acathla.
OZ: Okay, I pretty much missed out on some stuff, didn’t I? Because this is all making a kind of sense that’s… not.
WILLOW: Go with Cordy to the library and get my things. She’ll fill you in.
OZ: Sure. I’ll drive.
WILLOW: Xander, go to Buffy. Tell her what we’re doing. Maybe she can stall.
XANDER: But I—
WILLOW: Resolve face.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Becoming Part 2” (2.22)
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XANDER: So, here it is. The latest in state-of-the-art combat technology. I gotta say, it doesn’t look that complicated.
BUFFY: So can you repair it?
XANDER: Sure. As soon as I get my master’s degree in advanced starship technology.
WILLOW: Well, why don’t we experiment? Press some buttons, see what happens.
GILES: I’d like to veto that.
XANDER: Second. It’s called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgazmater, I’d be the first to try your basic button press approach.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “This Year’s Girl” (4.15)
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BUFFY: Ow.
DAWN: Dumbass.
XANDER: Don’t look at me. This is a Summers’ thing. It’s all very violent.
BUFFY: If you get killed, I’m telling.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Chosen” (7.22)
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![BUFFY: Giles, I noticed you’re doing the smallest amount of helping that can actually be called helping.
GILES: Well, I saw myself in more of a … patriarchal sort of role. You know, lots of pointing and scowling. [points and scowls] You two, stop that!
RILEY: He started it.
XANDER: He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might’ve been Latin.
GILES: Stop it, or you’re going to break something.
BUFFY: Or I’m going to break something.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Family” (5.6)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0rb2iEnSg1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
BUFFY: Giles, I noticed you’re doing the smallest amount of helping that can actually be called helping.
GILES: Well, I saw myself in more of a … patriarchal sort of role. You know, lots of pointing and scowling. [points and scowls] You two, stop that!
RILEY: He started it.
XANDER: He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might’ve been Latin.
GILES: Stop it, or you’re going to break something.
BUFFY: Or I’m going to break something.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Family” (5.6)
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![XANDER: All I’m saying is, it’s a stupid idea to have a victory party at the beach. It’s officially nippy. [looks down at himself] So say my nips.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Go Fish” (2.20)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0jbt9VBp71r54awgo1_500.jpg)
XANDER: All I’m saying is, it’s a stupid idea to have a victory party at the beach. It’s officially nippy. [looks down at himself] So say my nips.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Go Fish” (2.20)
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CORDELIA: Oh, look, it’s the Three Musketeers.
BUFFY: Was that an insult?
XANDER: Kinda lacked punch.
WILLOW: The Three Musketeers were cool.
CORDELIA: I see your point.
XANDER: I woulda gone with Stooges.
CORDELIA: Well, I just meant that you guys always hang out together.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “When She Was Bad” (2.1)
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CORDELIA: Damn it, Xander, what’s going on? Who died and made you Elvis?
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered” (2.16)
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![WILLOW: Was [Jesse] dead?
BUFFY: Worse. I’m sorry, Willow. We were too late. And they were waiting for us.
WILLOW: At least you two are okay.
XANDER: I don’t like vampires. I’m gonna take a stand and say they’re not good.
BUFFY: So, Giles! Got anything that can make this day any worse?
GILES: How about the end of the world?
BUFFY: Knew I could count on you.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Harvest” (1.2)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzmtracq61r54awgo1_500.jpg)
WILLOW: Was [Jesse] dead?
BUFFY: Worse. I’m sorry, Willow. We were too late. And they were waiting for us.
WILLOW: At least you two are okay.
XANDER: I don’t like vampires. I’m gonna take a stand and say they’re not good.
BUFFY: So, Giles! Got anything that can make this day any worse?
GILES: How about the end of the world?
BUFFY: Knew I could count on you.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Harvest” (1.2)
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