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Buffy, Xander and Willow go to see the Avengers.
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PRINCIPAL SNYDER: Wait up, you guys! Hey! You guys aren’t trying to ditch me, are ya?
OZ: We should find Giles. He’ll know what’s going on, right?
BUFFY: Sure. Except for all we know, he’s sweet sixteen again.
WILLOW: He’s with your mom at his place.
SNYDER: I said, wait up!
OZ: Uh, Snyder…
BUFFY: No time. He’s coming with us.
SNYDER: Whoa, Summers! You drive like a spaz!
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Band Candy” (3.6)
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![[RILEY sneaks through the cemetery, all military-like. XANDER, WILLOW, and ANYA follow, eating potato chips and looking confused.]
XANDER: What’s with the hand move? Does that like mean something?
WILLOW: It’s code. I think it breaks down to “choo-choo”.
ANYA: It means to follow him. That, or wait here for him.
WILLOW: Ask.
XANDER: Hey, Riley! What’s the [hand gestures] all about?
RILEY: It means yell real loud so the vampires who don’t know we’re coming will have a sporting chance.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Fool for Love” (5.7)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20wd2GKJM1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
[RILEY sneaks through the cemetery, all military-like. XANDER, WILLOW, and ANYA follow, eating potato chips and looking confused.]
XANDER: What’s with the hand move? Does that like mean something?
WILLOW: It’s code. I think it breaks down to “choo-choo”.
ANYA: It means to follow him. That, or wait here for him.
WILLOW: Ask.
XANDER: Hey, Riley! What’s the [hand gestures] all about?
RILEY: It means yell real loud so the vampires who don’t know we’re coming will have a sporting chance.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Fool for Love” (5.7)
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XANDER: Look, it’s not a good idea.
WILLOW: There’s no use arguing with me. Do you see my resolve face? You’ve seen it before. You know what it means. This can help Buffy. If we turn Angel back soon enough, we can stop him from ever awakening Acathla.
OZ: Okay, I pretty much missed out on some stuff, didn’t I? Because this is all making a kind of sense that’s… not.
WILLOW: Go with Cordy to the library and get my things. She’ll fill you in.
OZ: Sure. I’ll drive.
WILLOW: Xander, go to Buffy. Tell her what we’re doing. Maybe she can stall.
XANDER: But I—
WILLOW: Resolve face.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Becoming Part 2” (2.22)
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XANDER: So, here it is. The latest in state-of-the-art combat technology. I gotta say, it doesn’t look that complicated.
BUFFY: So can you repair it?
XANDER: Sure. As soon as I get my master’s degree in advanced starship technology.
WILLOW: Well, why don’t we experiment? Press some buttons, see what happens.
GILES: I’d like to veto that.
XANDER: Second. It’s called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgazmater, I’d be the first to try your basic button press approach.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “This Year’s Girl” (4.15)
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![WILLOW: Do you think he’s dead?
BUFFY: We can’t be sure. Pick up the pieces and keep them separate.
CORDELIA: Pieces? We get the pieces. Our job sucks!
[later]
OZ: Uh… Arm.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Innocence” (2.14)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0uopthRmd1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
WILLOW: Do you think he’s dead?
BUFFY: We can’t be sure. Pick up the pieces and keep them separate.
CORDELIA: Pieces? We get the pieces. Our job sucks!
[later]
OZ: Uh… Arm.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Innocence” (2.14)
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CORDELIA: Oh, look, it’s the Three Musketeers.
BUFFY: Was that an insult?
XANDER: Kinda lacked punch.
WILLOW: The Three Musketeers were cool.
CORDELIA: I see your point.
XANDER: I woulda gone with Stooges.
CORDELIA: Well, I just meant that you guys always hang out together.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “When She Was Bad” (2.1)
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RILEY: I’m sorry, I’ve forgotten my manners in all the concussion… I’m Riley.
WILLOW: Willow, and this is my friend Buffy.
RILEY: It’s nice to meet you both.
BUFFY: I’m nice to meet.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Freshman” (4.1)
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![WILLOW: Was [Jesse] dead?
BUFFY: Worse. I’m sorry, Willow. We were too late. And they were waiting for us.
WILLOW: At least you two are okay.
XANDER: I don’t like vampires. I’m gonna take a stand and say they’re not good.
BUFFY: So, Giles! Got anything that can make this day any worse?
GILES: How about the end of the world?
BUFFY: Knew I could count on you.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Harvest” (1.2)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzmtracq61r54awgo1_500.jpg)
WILLOW: Was [Jesse] dead?
BUFFY: Worse. I’m sorry, Willow. We were too late. And they were waiting for us.
WILLOW: At least you two are okay.
XANDER: I don’t like vampires. I’m gonna take a stand and say they’re not good.
BUFFY: So, Giles! Got anything that can make this day any worse?
GILES: How about the end of the world?
BUFFY: Knew I could count on you.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Harvest” (1.2)
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BUFFY: Speaking of slack, have you heard anything from Xander?
WILLOW: Not for awhile, he’s still on his cross-country-see-America thing. He said he wasn’t coming back until he had driven to all fifty states.
BUFFY: Did you explain about Hawaii?
WILLOW: Well, he seemed so determined…
BUFFY: I hope he gets back soon. It’d be fun to have the whole gang back together—you know?
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Freshman” (4.1)
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OLAF: HA-HA. You fight well, although you are a tiny man. I shall reward you. Only one of your women shall die, and you shall be the one to choose.
WILLOW: Did he just say?
OLAF: Ha ha. Choose!
XANDER: No. You are one crazy troll, I … I’m not choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend. That’s insane troll logic.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Triangle” (5.11)
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GILES: I’m sorry. I should’ve had you better prepared, and I should never have allowed Willow and, uh… And, uh…
XANDER: I’m good. We’re fine. Just a little bit dirty. Good show, everyone. Just great. I think we have a hit.
WILLOW: Are you okay?
XANDER: Tip-top, really. If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it.
BUFFY: Xander, one of these days, you’re gonna get yourself hurt.
FAITH: Or killed.
BUFFY: Or both.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Zeppo” (3.13)
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XANDER: When are we gonna need computers for real life anyway?
MS. CALENDAR: Hmm, let’s see. There’s home, school, work, games…
XANDER: Y’know, computers are on the way out. I think paper’s gonna make a big comeback.
WILLOW: And the abacus.
XANDER: Yeah, you know, you don’t see enough abaci.
MS. CALENDAR: All right, guys. The first thing we’re gonna do is… Buffy!
XANDER: Huh? Did I fall asleep already?
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Dark Age” (2.8)
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BUFFY: Let’s promise to never not talk again.
WILLOW: I promise, I promise.
BUFFY: Xander!
WILLOW: Oh, wonderful Xander!
BUFFY: You know we love you, right?
WILLOW: We totally do.
XANDER: Oh God, we’re gonna die, aren’t we?
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Primeval” (4.21)
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OZ: So, do you guys steal weapons from the Army a lot?
WILLOW: Well, we don’t have cable, so we have to make our own fun.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Innocence” (2.14)
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