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15th May 2012

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TONY: All right, hey! Hooray! Good job, guys. Let’s just not come in tomorrow. Let’s just… take a day. Have y’ever tried shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I dunno what it is, but I wanna try it. THOR: We’re not finished yet. TONY: … and then shawarma after? — The Avengers

TONY: All right, hey! Hooray! Good job, guys. Let’s just not come in tomorrow. Let’s just… take a day. Have y’ever tried shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I dunno what it is, but I wanna try it.

THOR: We’re not finished yet.

TONY: … and then shawarma after?

— The Avengers

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22nd April 2012

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VICTOR: There’s two soldiers A-10 Formation, XMA-10 assault rifles and k23s and flash grenades. They’re about to make an offensive move— [calmly, to Priya] I’m Anthony, by the way. You can call me Tony. SIERRA: Priya. VICTOR: Nice to meet you. [shoots soldiers] So you’re from Australia? SIERRA: Maybe we should save the small talk until after the gunfight. VICTOR: No, it’s good. The more I can remember about me —us, the easier it is for me to keep them out. — Dollhouse, “Stop-Loss” (2.9)

VICTOR: There’s two soldiers A-10 Formation, XMA-10 assault rifles and k23s and flash grenades. They’re about to make an offensive move— [calmly, to Priya] I’m Anthony, by the way. You can call me Tony.

SIERRA: Priya.

VICTOR: Nice to meet you. [shoots soldiers] So you’re from Australia?

SIERRA: Maybe we should save the small talk until after the gunfight.

VICTOR: No, it’s good. The more I can remember about me —us, the easier it is for me to keep them out.

— Dollhouse, “Stop-Loss” (2.9)

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20th April 2012

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PRINCIPAL SNYDER: Wait up, you guys! Hey! You guys aren’t trying to ditch me, are ya? OZ: We should find Giles. He’ll know what’s going on, right? BUFFY: Sure. Except for all we know, he’s sweet sixteen again. WILLOW: He’s with your mom at his place. SNYDER: I said, wait up! OZ: Uh, Snyder… BUFFY: No time. He’s coming with us. SNYDER:  Whoa, Summers! You drive like a spaz! — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Band Candy” (3.6)

PRINCIPAL SNYDER: Wait up, you guys! Hey! You guys aren’t trying to ditch me, are ya?

OZ: We should find Giles. He’ll know what’s going on, right?

BUFFY: Sure. Except for all we know, he’s sweet sixteen again.

WILLOW: He’s with your mom at his place.

SNYDER: I said, wait up!

OZ: Uh, Snyder…

BUFFY: No time. He’s coming with us.

SNYDER:  Whoa, Summers! You drive like a spaz!

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Band Candy” (3.6)

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14th April 2012

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MARTY: He has a husband’s bulge. — Cabin in the Woods

MARTY: He has a husband’s bulge.

— Cabin in the Woods

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14th April 2012

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MAL: Well, let’s hope we getsome funny hats, too. [Mal and Zoe open the crate to reveal Tracey’s coffin.] JAYNE: What’d you all order a dead guy for? — Firefly, “The Message” (1.12)

MAL: Well, let’s hope we getsome funny hats, too.

[Mal and Zoe open the crate to reveal Tracey’s coffin.]

JAYNE: What’d you all order a dead guy for?

— Firefly, “The Message” (1.12)

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12th April 2012

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BUFFY: Everybody, this is Rona. POTENTIALS, XANDER, and ANDREW: Hey, Rona. RONA: Um… why is that guy [Andrew] tied to a chair? XANDER: The question you’ll soon be asking is, “Why isn’t he gagged?” — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Showtime” (7.11)

BUFFY: Everybody, this is Rona.

POTENTIALS, XANDER, and ANDREW: Hey, Rona.

RONA: Um… why is that guy [Andrew] tied to a chair?

XANDER: The question you’ll soon be asking is, “Why isn’t he gagged?”

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Showtime” (7.11)

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11th April 2012

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BUFFY: Okay, first of all, what’s with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like DeBarge! Now, we can do this the hard way, or… well, actually there’s just the hard way. DARLA: That’s fine with me! BUFFY: Are you sure? Now, this in not gonna be pretty. We’re talking violence, strong language, adult content… [Dusts Thomas] See what happens when you roughhouse? — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Welcome to the Hellmouth” (1.1)

BUFFY: Okay, first of all, what’s with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like DeBarge! Now, we can do this the hard way, or… well, actually there’s just the hard way.

DARLA: That’s fine with me!

BUFFY: Are you sure? Now, this in not gonna be pretty. We’re talking violence, strong language, adult content… [Dusts Thomas] See what happens when you roughhouse?

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Welcome to the Hellmouth” (1.1)

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9th April 2012

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ANYA: All I know is I really want to go to this dance and I want someone to go with me. XANDER: Be still my heart. Oh wait, it is. How come I got the short straw? ANYA: You’re not quite as obnoxious as most of the alpha males around here. Plus I know you don’t have a date. XANDER: I haven’t settled on anyone yet. ANYA: Fine. Look, I know you find me attractive. I’ve seen you looking at my breasts. XANDER: Nothing personal, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open. ANYA: Whatever. Look, do you wanna go with me or not? — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Prom” (3.20)

ANYA: All I know is I really want to go to this dance and I want someone to go with me.

XANDER: Be still my heart. Oh wait, it is. How come I got the short straw?

ANYA: You’re not quite as obnoxious as most of the alpha males around here. Plus I know you don’t have a date.

XANDER: I haven’t settled on anyone yet.

ANYA: Fine. Look, I know you find me attractive. I’ve seen you looking at my breasts.

XANDER: Nothing personal, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.

ANYA: Whatever. Look, do you wanna go with me or not?

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Prom” (3.20)

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5th April 2012

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[RILEY sneaks through the cemetery, all military-like. XANDER, WILLOW, and ANYA follow, eating potato chips and looking confused.] XANDER: What’s with the hand move? Does that like mean something? WILLOW: It’s code. I think it breaks down to “choo-choo”. ANYA: It means to follow him. That, or wait here for him. WILLOW: Ask. XANDER: Hey, Riley! What’s the [hand gestures] all about? RILEY: It means yell real loud so the vampires who don’t know we’re coming will have a sporting chance. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Fool for Love” (5.7)

[RILEY sneaks through the cemetery, all military-like. XANDER, WILLOW, and ANYA follow, eating potato chips and looking confused.]

XANDER: What’s with the hand move? Does that like mean something?

WILLOW: It’s code. I think it breaks down to “choo-choo”.

ANYA: It means to follow him. That, or wait here for him.

WILLOW: Ask.

XANDER: Hey, Riley! What’s the [hand gestures] all about?

RILEY: It means yell real loud so the vampires who don’t know we’re coming will have a sporting chance.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Fool for Love” (5.7)

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15th March 2012

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OZ: We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny? CORDELIA: What’s the difference? OZ: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, Less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it’s chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Dead Man’s Party” (3.2)

OZ: We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?

CORDELIA: What’s the difference?

OZ: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, Less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it’s chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Dead Man’s Party” (3.2)

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15th March 2012

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GILES: You brought a date? BUFFY: I didn’t bring him, he came. GILES: Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn’t mean at the same time. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date” (1.5)

GILES: You brought a date?

BUFFY: I didn’t bring him, he came.

GILES: Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn’t mean at the same time.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date” (1.5)

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13th March 2012

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ANYA: For God’s sakes, Andrew. You’ve been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing? ANDREW: Entertaining and educating. ANYA: Why can’t you just masturbate like the rest of us? — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Storyteller” (7.16)

ANYA: For God’s sakes, Andrew. You’ve been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?

ANDREW: Entertaining and educating.

ANYA: Why can’t you just masturbate like the rest of us?

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Storyteller” (7.16)

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12th March 2012

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BUFFY: Giles, I noticed you’re doing the smallest amount of helping that can actually be called helping. GILES: Well, I saw myself in more of a … patriarchal sort of role. You know, lots of pointing and scowling. [points and scowls] You two, stop that! RILEY: He started it. XANDER: He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might’ve been Latin. GILES: Stop it, or you’re going to break something. BUFFY: Or I’m going to break something. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Family” (5.6)

BUFFY: Giles, I noticed you’re doing the smallest amount of helping that can actually be called helping.

GILES: Well, I saw myself in more of a … patriarchal sort of role. You know, lots of pointing and scowling. [points and scowls] You two, stop that!

RILEY: He started it.

XANDER: He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might’ve been Latin.

GILES: Stop it, or you’re going to break something.

BUFFY: Or I’m going to break something.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Family” (5.6)

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9th March 2012

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SONNY RHODES: I don’t care I’m still free you can’t take the sky from me — Firefly, “The Ballad of Serenity”

SONNY RHODES: I don’t care
I’m still free
you can’t take the sky from me

— Firefly, “The Ballad of Serenity”

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9th March 2012

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SUNDAY: Slayer! Wow, uhm, I heard you might be coming here. This is, I mean, what a challenge!  The slayer! BUFFY: And you are? SUNDAY: I’m Sunday, I’ll be killing you here in a minute or so. BUFFY: You know that threat gets more frightening every time I hear it. SPICOLI!VAMP: … Uhh… are we gonna fight?  Or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally? — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Freshman” (4.1)

SUNDAY: Slayer! Wow, uhm, I heard you might be coming here. This is, I mean, what a challenge!  The slayer!

BUFFY: And you are?

SUNDAY: I’m Sunday, I’ll be killing you here in a minute or so.

BUFFY: You know that threat gets more frightening every time I hear it.

SPICOLI!VAMP: … Uhh… are we gonna fight?  Or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Freshman” (4.1)

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