Whedoned features dialog from Joss Whedon shows and images of the Avengers who might say it.
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BUFFY MEETS THE AVENGERS: “You named your hammer Meow Meow?”
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TONY: All right, hey! Hooray! Good job, guys. Let’s just not come in tomorrow. Let’s just… take a day. Have y’ever tried shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I dunno what it is, but I wanna try it.
THOR: We’re not finished yet.
TONY: … and then shawarma after?
— The Avengers
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MR. MACCLAY: This is insane. You people have no right to interfere with Tara’s affairs. We … are her blood kin! Who the hell are you?
BUFFY: We’re family.
DONNY: Daaad. You — you gonna let ‘em just… Tara, if you don’t get in that car, I swear by god I will beat you down.
XANDER: And I swear by your full and manly beard, you’re gonna break something trying.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Family” (5.6)
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ETHAN: Sweet child. Now, this may sting a little just at first. But don’t worry, that’ll go away once the searing pain kicks in. You can go ahead and scream if you like.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Dark Age” (2.8)
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BUFFY: Willow’s in heaven and Oz has this really cool house off campus with the band.
XANDER: And you’re sitting here alone at the Bronze looking like you just got diagnosed with cancer of the puppy.
BUFFY: It’s just… there was this vampire, and she took me down, and I just… I don’t know how to stop her.
XANDER: Then where’s the gang? Avengers assemble! Let’s get it going!
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Freshman” (4.1)
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BUFFY: What is this?
XANDER: What do you mean, what is it? It’s my thing.
BUFFY: Your thing?
XANDER: My thing.
BUFFY: Is this a penis metaphor?
XANDER: It’s my thing that makes me cool. You know, that makes me unique. I’m Car Guy. Guy with the car.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Zeppo” (3.13)
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BUFFY: Ow.
DAWN: Dumbass.
XANDER: Don’t look at me. This is a Summers’ thing. It’s all very violent.
BUFFY: If you get killed, I’m telling.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Chosen” (7.22)
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![WILLOW: Do you think he’s dead?
BUFFY: We can’t be sure. Pick up the pieces and keep them separate.
CORDELIA: Pieces? We get the pieces. Our job sucks!
[later]
OZ: Uh… Arm.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Innocence” (2.14)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0uopthRmd1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
WILLOW: Do you think he’s dead?
BUFFY: We can’t be sure. Pick up the pieces and keep them separate.
CORDELIA: Pieces? We get the pieces. Our job sucks!
[later]
OZ: Uh… Arm.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Innocence” (2.14)
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![ANYA: What a day. Gimme a beer.
BARTENDER: I.D.
ANYA: [glares]
BARTENDER: I.D.
ANYA: I’m eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin’ beer!
BARTENDER: I.D.
ANYA: Gimme a Coke.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Doppelgangland” (3.16)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0u917lOPF1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
ANYA: What a day. Gimme a beer.
BARTENDER: I.D.
ANYA: [glares]
BARTENDER: I.D.
ANYA: I’m eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin’ beer!
BARTENDER: I.D.
ANYA: Gimme a Coke.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Doppelgangland” (3.16)
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GROOSALUGG: You and I have fought side by side on more than one occasion — fellow warriors, shoulder to shoulder. By now, my counsel must assuredly hold weight, so I beseech you to heed my words… “Pomegranate Mist” is the wrong colorfor this room.
ANGEL: What?
FRED: We were just thinking… Well, I was thinking and Groo agreed… That, well, since we have to repaint your room anyway, maybe you’d like a change. Y’know, for a change.
ANGEL: Groo agreed?
CORDELIA: Don’t mock. He’s actually got a surprisingly good color sense.
GROOSALUGG: “Sunburst splendor” is a hue more worthy of a champion.
— Angel, “The Price” (3.19)
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DOBSON: Drop that firearm, Captain Reynolds.
MAL: This is not my best day ever.
— Firefly, “Serenity” (1.1)
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SUNDAY: Slayer! Wow, uhm, I heard you might be coming here. This is, I mean, what a challenge! The slayer!
BUFFY: And you are?
SUNDAY: I’m Sunday, I’ll be killing you here in a minute or so.
BUFFY: You know that threat gets more frightening every time I hear it.
SPICOLI!VAMP: … Uhh… are we gonna fight? Or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Freshman” (4.1)
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ANYA: I’ve got a theory, it could be bunnies!
TARA: I’ve got a theory—
ANYA: —Bunnies aren’t just cute like everyone supposes.
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses,
and what’s with all the carrots!?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway!?
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!!
Or maybe midgets…
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Once More With Feeling” (6.7)
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BUFFY: These endless days are finally ending in a blaze.
ALL: And we are caught in the fire
At the point of no return
So we will walk through the fire
And let it
Burn
Let it burn
Let it burn
Let it burn!SWEET: Show time.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Once More With Feeling” (6.7)
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CORDELIA: Oh, look, it’s the Three Musketeers.
BUFFY: Was that an insult?
XANDER: Kinda lacked punch.
WILLOW: The Three Musketeers were cool.
CORDELIA: I see your point.
XANDER: I woulda gone with Stooges.
CORDELIA: Well, I just meant that you guys always hang out together.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “When She Was Bad” (2.1)
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