Recycling phrases, Joss?
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WORLD SECURITY COUNCIL: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.NICK FURY: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.
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TONY: All right, hey! Hooray! Good job, guys. Let’s just not come in tomorrow. Let’s just… take a day. Have y’ever tried shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I dunno what it is, but I wanna try it.
THOR: We’re not finished yet.
TONY: … and then shawarma after?
— The Avengers
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LOKI: Enough! I am a god, you green ugly creature! And I will not be bullied by you!
HULK: [Smashes] Puny god.
— The Avengers
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A couple people have asked me who Alexis Denisof plays in “The Avengers.” You’ve probably figured it out by now, but if not, SPOILERS.
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Putting this one under a spoiler cut, for those poor souls who haven’t seen the movie yet. … Or the myriad of gifs on tumblr.
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MR. MACCLAY: This is insane. You people have no right to interfere with Tara’s affairs. We … are her blood kin! Who the hell are you?
BUFFY: We’re family.
DONNY: Daaad. You — you gonna let ‘em just… Tara, if you don’t get in that car, I swear by god I will beat you down.
XANDER: And I swear by your full and manly beard, you’re gonna break something trying.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Family” (5.6)
Buffy, Xander and Willow go to see the Avengers.
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MUDDER: And then, when we put that statue of you in town square, he rolled in, wanted to tear it down. But the whole town rioted.
JAYNE: You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?
MUDDER: I can’t believe you’re back.
JAYNE: How could I stay away? [hugs]
— Firefly, “Jaynestown” (1.7)
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JAYNE: You don’t pay me to talk pretty. Just because Kaylee gets lubed up over some big-city dandy doesn’t mean…
MAL: Walk away from this table. Right now.
SIMON: What do you pay him for?
SIMON: I was just wondering what his job is—on the ship.
MAL: Public relations.
— Firefly, “Serenity” (1.1)
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VICTOR: There’s two soldiers A-10 Formation, XMA-10 assault rifles and k23s and flash grenades. They’re about to make an offensive move— [calmly, to Priya] I’m Anthony, by the way. You can call me Tony.
VICTOR: Nice to meet you. [shoots soldiers] So you’re from Australia?
SIERRA: Maybe we should save the small talk until after the gunfight.
VICTOR: No, it’s good. The more I can remember about me —us, the easier it is for me to keep them out.
— Dollhouse, “Stop-Loss” (2.9)
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Full cast list for “The Avengers” was released. It includes some familiar names.
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ETHAN: Sweet child. Now, this may sting a little just at first. But don’t worry, that’ll go away once the searing pain kicks in. You can go ahead and scream if you like.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Dark Age” (2.8)
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PRINCIPAL SNYDER: Wait up, you guys! Hey! You guys aren’t trying to ditch me, are ya?
OZ: We should find Giles. He’ll know what’s going on, right?
BUFFY: Sure. Except for all we know, he’s sweet sixteen again.
WILLOW: He’s with your mom at his place.
SNYDER: I said, wait up!
OZ: Uh, Snyder…
BUFFY: No time. He’s coming with us.
SNYDER: Whoa, Summers! You drive like a spaz!
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Band Candy” (3.6)
Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.
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