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24th April 2012

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MUDDER: And then, when we put that statue of you in town square, he rolled in, wanted to tear it down. But the whole town rioted. JAYNE: You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot? MUDDER: I can’t believe you’re back. JAYNE: How could I stay away? [hugs] — Firefly, “Jaynestown” (1.7)

MUDDER: And then, when we put that statue of you in town square, he rolled in, wanted to tear it down. But the whole town rioted.

JAYNE: You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?

MUDDER: I can’t believe you’re back.

JAYNE: How could I stay away? [hugs]

— Firefly, “Jaynestown” (1.7)

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14th April 2012

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MARTY: He has a husband’s bulge. — Cabin in the Woods

MARTY: He has a husband’s bulge.

— Cabin in the Woods

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14th April 2012

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MAL: Well, let’s hope we getsome funny hats, too. [Mal and Zoe open the crate to reveal Tracey’s coffin.] JAYNE: What’d you all order a dead guy for? — Firefly, “The Message” (1.12)

MAL: Well, let’s hope we getsome funny hats, too.

[Mal and Zoe open the crate to reveal Tracey’s coffin.]

JAYNE: What’d you all order a dead guy for?

— Firefly, “The Message” (1.12)

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12th April 2012

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BUFFY: Everybody, this is Rona. POTENTIALS, XANDER, and ANDREW: Hey, Rona. RONA: Um… why is that guy [Andrew] tied to a chair? XANDER: The question you’ll soon be asking is, “Why isn’t he gagged?” — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Showtime” (7.11)

BUFFY: Everybody, this is Rona.

POTENTIALS, XANDER, and ANDREW: Hey, Rona.

RONA: Um… why is that guy [Andrew] tied to a chair?

XANDER: The question you’ll soon be asking is, “Why isn’t he gagged?”

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Showtime” (7.11)

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10th April 2012

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MAL: Kaylee, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the Primary Buffer — KAYLEE: Everything’s shiny, Cap’n. Not to fret. MAL: You told me — You told me the entry couplings would hold for another week! KAYLEE: That was six months ago, cap’n. — Serenity

MAL: Kaylee, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the Primary Buffer —

KAYLEE: Everything’s shiny, Cap’n. Not to fret.

MAL: You told me — You told me the entry couplings would hold for another week!

KAYLEE: That was six months ago, cap’n.

— Serenity

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10th April 2012

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CAPTAIN HAMMER: Oh, I’m in pain! I think this is what pain feels like! Oh, mama! Someone maternal! Get outta my way! I gotta get out! Why is this fire exit locked?! — Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act III)

CAPTAIN HAMMER: Oh, I’m in pain! I think this is what pain feels like! Oh, mama! Someone maternal! Get outta my way! I gotta get out! Why is this fire exit locked?!

— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act III)

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7th April 2012

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MAL: So…I’ve given Jayne here the job of finding out. JAYNE: He was non-specific as to how. MAL: Now you only gotta scare him. JAYNE: Pain is scary… — Firefly, “Serenity” (1.1)

MAL: So…I’ve given Jayne here the job of finding out.

JAYNE: He was non-specific as to how.

MAL: Now you only gotta scare him.

JAYNE: Pain is scary…

— Firefly, “Serenity” (1.1)

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6th April 2012

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GILES: Now tell me about this review. No one said anything to me about this. TRAVERS: Let’s sit down and talk about it over here. GILES: [to rest of the Watchers] You all stand around and look somber. Good job. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Checkpoint” (5.12)

GILES: Now tell me about this review. No one said anything to me about this.

TRAVERS: Let’s sit down and talk about it over here.

GILES: [to rest of the Watchers] You all stand around and look somber. Good job.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Checkpoint” (5.12)

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5th April 2012

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[RILEY sneaks through the cemetery, all military-like. XANDER, WILLOW, and ANYA follow, eating potato chips and looking confused.] XANDER: What’s with the hand move? Does that like mean something? WILLOW: It’s code. I think it breaks down to “choo-choo”. ANYA: It means to follow him. That, or wait here for him. WILLOW: Ask. XANDER: Hey, Riley! What’s the [hand gestures] all about? RILEY: It means yell real loud so the vampires who don’t know we’re coming will have a sporting chance. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Fool for Love” (5.7)

[RILEY sneaks through the cemetery, all military-like. XANDER, WILLOW, and ANYA follow, eating potato chips and looking confused.]

XANDER: What’s with the hand move? Does that like mean something?

WILLOW: It’s code. I think it breaks down to “choo-choo”.

ANYA: It means to follow him. That, or wait here for him.

WILLOW: Ask.

XANDER: Hey, Riley! What’s the [hand gestures] all about?

RILEY: It means yell real loud so the vampires who don’t know we’re coming will have a sporting chance.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Fool for Love” (5.7)

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2nd April 2012

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GILES: For God’s sake be careful.  I mean, uh, I appreciate your efforts to keep the vampire population down until Buffy returns, but, uh … Well, if anything should happen to you and … you should be killed, I should take it somewhat amiss. WILLOW: You’d be cranky? GILES: Entirely. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Anne” (3.1)

GILES: For God’s sake be careful.  I mean, uh, I appreciate your efforts to keep the vampire population down until Buffy returns, but, uh … Well, if anything should happen to you and … you should be killed, I should take it somewhat amiss.

WILLOW: You’d be cranky?

GILES: Entirely.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Anne” (3.1)

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25th March 2012

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TARA: I have no speech. No name. I live in the action of death, the blood cry, the penetrating wound. I am destruction. Absolute … alone. BUFFY: The Slayer. TARA: The first. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Restless” (4.22)

TARA: I have no speech. No name. I live in the action of death, the blood cry, the penetrating wound. I am destruction. Absolute … alone.

BUFFY: The Slayer.

TARA: The first.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Restless” (4.22)

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19th March 2012

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BUFFY: Angel, better put on your game face. ANGEL: [Vampire face] I’m ready. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Prophecy Girl” (1.12)

BUFFY: Angel, better put on your game face.

ANGEL: [Vampire face] I’m ready.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Prophecy Girl” (1.12)

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18th March 2012

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CAPTAIN HAMMER: So I thank my girlfriend Penny Yeah, we totally had sex She showed me there’s so many Different muscles I can flex There’s the deltoids of compassion There’s the abs of being kind It’s not enough to bash in heads You’ve got to bash in minds — Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act III)

CAPTAIN HAMMER: So I thank my girlfriend Penny
Yeah, we totally had sex
She showed me there’s so many
Different muscles I can flex

There’s the deltoids of compassion
There’s the abs of being kind
It’s not enough to bash in heads
You’ve got to bash in minds

— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act III)

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12th March 2012

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BUFFY: Giles, I noticed you’re doing the smallest amount of helping that can actually be called helping. GILES: Well, I saw myself in more of a … patriarchal sort of role. You know, lots of pointing and scowling. [points and scowls] You two, stop that! RILEY: He started it. XANDER: He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might’ve been Latin. GILES: Stop it, or you’re going to break something. BUFFY: Or I’m going to break something. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Family” (5.6)

BUFFY: Giles, I noticed you’re doing the smallest amount of helping that can actually be called helping.

GILES: Well, I saw myself in more of a … patriarchal sort of role. You know, lots of pointing and scowling. [points and scowls] You two, stop that!

RILEY: He started it.

XANDER: He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might’ve been Latin.

GILES: Stop it, or you’re going to break something.

BUFFY: Or I’m going to break something.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Family” (5.6)

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9th March 2012

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SUNDAY: Slayer! Wow, uhm, I heard you might be coming here. This is, I mean, what a challenge!  The slayer! BUFFY: And you are? SUNDAY: I’m Sunday, I’ll be killing you here in a minute or so. BUFFY: You know that threat gets more frightening every time I hear it. SPICOLI!VAMP: … Uhh… are we gonna fight?  Or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally? — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Freshman” (4.1)

SUNDAY: Slayer! Wow, uhm, I heard you might be coming here. This is, I mean, what a challenge!  The slayer!

BUFFY: And you are?

SUNDAY: I’m Sunday, I’ll be killing you here in a minute or so.

BUFFY: You know that threat gets more frightening every time I hear it.

SPICOLI!VAMP: … Uhh… are we gonna fight?  Or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Freshman” (4.1)

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