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SPIKE: I need to bring in the big guns. They’ll take care of her once and for all.
DALTON: Big guns?
SPIKE: The Order of Taraka.
DALTON: The bounty hunters?!
DRUSILLA: They’re coming to my party. Three of them.
DALTON: Uh, yes, but… The Order of Taraka, I mean… isn’t that overkill?
SPIKE: No, I think it’s just enough kill.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “What’s My Line? (Part 1)” (2.9)
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SPIKE: What’s this? Sitting around watching the telly while there’s evil still a foot? That’s not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can’t go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let’s find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let’s annihilate them. For justice! And for… the safety of puppies… and Christmas, right? Let’s fight that evil! Let’s kill something! … Oh come on.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Doomed” (4.11)
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![SPIKE: Hey! Troll hammer. [Can’t lift it.] Didn’t go with my stuff anyway.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Blood Ties” (5.13)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznzoyh6jm1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
SPIKE: Hey! Troll hammer. [Can’t lift it.] Didn’t go with my stuff anyway.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Blood Ties” (5.13)
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![SPIKE: You won. All right? You came in and you killed them [Native Americans] and you took their land. That’s what conquering nations do. It’s what Caesar did, and he’s not going around saying, “I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.” The history of the world isn’t people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzi634AieA1r54awgo1_1280.jpg)
SPIKE: You won. All right? You came in and you killed them [Native Americans] and you took their land. That’s what conquering nations do. It’s what Caesar did, and he’s not going around saying, “I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.” The history of the world isn’t people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.
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WOOD: Tell us about the seal.
ANDREW: But it tickles, and I’m all tense. Can’t I have a cool, refreshing Zima?
BUFFY: No Zima.
SPIKE: Shut your face about the Zima. Just talk.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Storyteller” (7.16)
![Detail. Because I amuse myself. [See previous post.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys0dspEgu1r54awgo1_1280.jpg)
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GLORY: So start talkin’.
SPIKE: Yeah. Okay. The key. Here’s the thing… It’s that guy… on TV … what’s his name?
GLORY: On the television?
SPIKE: That show … the price show … where they guess what stuff costs?
MURK: The Price Is Right?
JINX: Bob Barker!
MURK: We will bring you Bob Barker! We will bring you the limp and beaten body of Bob Barker—
GLORY: It is not Bob Barker, scabby morons! The key is new to this world … and Bob Barker is as old as grit. The vampire … is lying to me.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Intervention” (5.18)
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OLAF: Barmaid, bring me stronger ale, and some plump, succulent babies to eat.
XANDER: I’m gonna run and get Buffy. Or you could fight him.
SPIKE: Yeah, I could do that, but I’m paralyzed with not caring very much.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Triangle” (5.11)
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![ANDREW: Spike?
SPIKE: Oh for the love of—
ANDREW: Spike? It’s you! It’s really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but… I knew you’d come back. You’re like… you’re like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. [Hugs him] Ohh… he’s alive, Frodo. He’s alive.
ANGEL: You two know each other?
ANDREW: Uh, yeah. Um… We—we saved the world together. I mean, Buffy helped, but… it was mostly us.
— Angel, “Damage” (5.11)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh3w6D2qI1r54awgo1_1280.jpg)
ANDREW: Spike?
SPIKE: Oh for the love of—
ANDREW: Spike? It’s you! It’s really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but… I knew you’d come back. You’re like… you’re like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. [Hugs him] Ohh… he’s alive, Frodo. He’s alive.
ANGEL: You two know each other?
ANDREW: Uh, yeah. Um… We—we saved the world together. I mean, Buffy helped, but… it was mostly us.
— Angel, “Damage” (5.11)
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![[Buffy leaves her mother and sister in Spike’s crypt.]
JOYCE: I, I love what you’ve, um, neglected to do with the place.
SPIKE: Just don’t break anything. And don’t make a lot of noise. Passions is coming on.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Checkpoint” (5.12)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwmdel3ac1r54awgo1_1280.jpg)
[Buffy leaves her mother and sister in Spike’s crypt.]
JOYCE: I, I love what you’ve, um, neglected to do with the place.
SPIKE: Just don’t break anything. And don’t make a lot of noise. Passions is coming on.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Checkpoint” (5.12)
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SPIKE: I’m not telling you jack. You’re never gonna get your sodding Key because you might be strong, but in our world, you’re an idiot—
GLORY: Stop it! I am a God.
SPIKE: The God of What? Bad home perms?
GLORY: Shut up! I command you shut up!
—Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Intervention” (5.18)
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ANDREW: You’re English, right?
SPIKE: Yeah.
ANDREW: I’ve seen every episode of Doctor Who. Not Red Dwarf, though, ‘cause, um…
JONATHAN: ‘Cause it’s not out yet on DVD.
ANDREW: Right. It’s not out on … DVD.
SPIKE: Warren!
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Smashed” (6.9)
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GUNN: OK. You take the 30,000 on the left…
ILLYRIA: You’re fading. You’ll last 10 minutes at best.
GUNN: Then let’s make ‘em memorable.
SPIKE: In terms of a plan?
ANGEL: We fight.
SPIKE: Bit more specific.
ANGEL: Well, personally, I kind of want to slay the dragon. Let’s go to work.
— Angel, “Not Fade Away” (5.22)
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SPIKE: Her hands.
DAWN: Um, I was gonna fix ‘em. I don’t know how they got like that.
SPIKE: I do. Clawed her way out of a coffin, that’s how. Isn’t that right?
BUFFY: Yeah. That’s … what I had to do.
SPIKE: Done it myself. We’ll take care of you. Come here. Get some stuff, uh, mercurochrome, bandages.
DAWN: Okay.
BUFFY: How long was I gone?
SPIKE: Hundred forty-seven days yesterday. Uh … hundred forty-eight today. ‘Cept today doesn’t count, does it? How long was it for you … where you were?
BUFFY: Longer.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “After Life” (6.3)
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SPIKE: Harmony just pulled me out of a very promising poker game down in Accounts Receivable, so this better be good. Oh, and, by the way, all the guys down there agree that astronauts don’t stand a chance against cavemen, so don’t even start.
ANGELl: Look, I can’t do this anymore.
SPIKE: Admitting defeat, are you?
ANGEL: You and me. This isn’t working out.
SPIKE: Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
— Angel, “A Hole in the World” (5.15)
