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16th May 2012

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WORLD SECURITY COUNCIL: Director Fury, the council has made a decision. NICK FURY: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it. — The Avengers

WORLD SECURITY COUNCIL: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.

NICK FURY: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.
— The Avengers

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6th April 2012

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GILES: Now tell me about this review. No one said anything to me about this. TRAVERS: Let’s sit down and talk about it over here. GILES: [to rest of the Watchers] You all stand around and look somber. Good job. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Checkpoint” (5.12)

GILES: Now tell me about this review. No one said anything to me about this.

TRAVERS: Let’s sit down and talk about it over here.

GILES: [to rest of the Watchers] You all stand around and look somber. Good job.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Checkpoint” (5.12)

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19th March 2012

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XANDER: So, here it is. The latest in state-of-the-art combat technology. I gotta say, it doesn’t look that complicated. BUFFY: So can you repair it? XANDER: Sure. As soon as I get my master’s degree in advanced starship technology. WILLOW: Well, why don’t we experiment? Press some buttons, see what happens. GILES: I’d like to veto that. XANDER: Second. It’s called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgazmater, I’d be the first to try your basic button press approach. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “This Year’s Girl” (4.15)

XANDER: So, here it is. The latest in state-of-the-art combat technology. I gotta say, it doesn’t look that complicated.

BUFFY: So can you repair it?

XANDER: Sure. As soon as I get my master’s degree in advanced starship technology.

WILLOW: Well, why don’t we experiment? Press some buttons, see what happens.

GILES: I’d like to veto that.

XANDER: Second. It’s called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgazmater, I’d be the first to try your basic button press approach.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “This Year’s Girl” (4.15)

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15th March 2012

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GILES: You brought a date? BUFFY: I didn’t bring him, he came. GILES: Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn’t mean at the same time. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date” (1.5)

GILES: You brought a date?

BUFFY: I didn’t bring him, he came.

GILES: Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn’t mean at the same time.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date” (1.5)

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12th March 2012

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BUFFY: Giles, I noticed you’re doing the smallest amount of helping that can actually be called helping. GILES: Well, I saw myself in more of a … patriarchal sort of role. You know, lots of pointing and scowling. [points and scowls] You two, stop that! RILEY: He started it. XANDER: He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might’ve been Latin. GILES: Stop it, or you’re going to break something. BUFFY: Or I’m going to break something. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Family” (5.6)

BUFFY: Giles, I noticed you’re doing the smallest amount of helping that can actually be called helping.

GILES: Well, I saw myself in more of a … patriarchal sort of role. You know, lots of pointing and scowling. [points and scowls] You two, stop that!

RILEY: He started it.

XANDER: He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might’ve been Latin.

GILES: Stop it, or you’re going to break something.

BUFFY: Or I’m going to break something.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Family” (5.6)

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18th February 2012

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WESLEY: You’re not helping. GILES. [Sarcastic] I know. I feel just sick about it. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Bad Girls” (3.14)

WESLEY: You’re not helping.

GILES. [Sarcastic] I know. I feel just sick about it.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Bad Girls” (3.14)

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6th February 2012

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WILLOW: Was [Jesse]  dead? BUFFY: Worse. I’m sorry, Willow. We were too late. And they were waiting for us. WILLOW: At least you two are okay. XANDER: I don’t like vampires. I’m gonna take a stand and say they’re not good. BUFFY: So, Giles! Got anything that can make this day any worse? GILES: How about the end of the world? BUFFY: Knew I could count on you. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Harvest” (1.2)

WILLOW: Was [Jesse]  dead?

BUFFY: Worse. I’m sorry, Willow. We were too late. And they were waiting for us.

WILLOW: At least you two are okay.

XANDER: I don’t like vampires. I’m gonna take a stand and say they’re not good.

BUFFY: So, Giles! Got anything that can make this day any worse?

GILES: How about the end of the world?

BUFFY: Knew I could count on you.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Harvest” (1.2)

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31st January 2012

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GILES: I’m sorry. I should’ve had you better prepared, and I should never have allowed Willow and, uh…  And, uh… XANDER: I’m good. We’re fine. Just a little bit dirty. Good show, everyone. Just great. I think we have a hit. WILLOW: Are you okay? XANDER: Tip-top, really. If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it. BUFFY: Xander, one of these days, you’re gonna get yourself hurt. FAITH: Or killed. BUFFY: Or both. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Zeppo” (3.13)

GILES: I’m sorry. I should’ve had you better prepared, and I should never have allowed Willow and, uh…  And, uh…

XANDER: I’m good. We’re fine. Just a little bit dirty. Good show, everyone. Just great. I think we have a hit.

WILLOW: Are you okay?

XANDER: Tip-top, really. If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it.

BUFFY: Xander, one of these days, you’re gonna get yourself hurt.

FAITH: Or killed.

BUFFY: Or both.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Zeppo” (3.13)

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25th January 2012

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GILES: (singing) I’ve got to warn Buffy, There’s every chance she might be next. Xander, help Willow, And try not to bleed on my couch I’ve just had it steam-cleaned… — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Restless” (4.22)

GILES: (singing) I’ve got to warn Buffy,

There’s every chance she might be next.

Xander, help Willow,

And try not to bleed on my couch I’ve just had it steam-cleaned…

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Restless” (4.22)

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22nd January 2012

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WESLEY:  I didn’t say you had emotional problems. I said you had an emotional problem. It’s quite different. GILES: My ‘attachment’ to the Slayer is not a problem. In point of fact, it’s been a very… WESLEY: The way you’ve handled this assignment is something of an embarrassment to the council. GILES: If you want to criticize my methods, fine. But you can keep your snide remarks to yourself. And while you’re at it, don’t criticize my methods. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Bad Girls” (3.14)

WESLEY:  I didn’t say you had emotional problems. I said you had an emotional problem. It’s quite different.

GILES: My ‘attachment’ to the Slayer is not a problem. In point of fact, it’s been a very…

WESLEY: The way you’ve handled this assignment is something of an embarrassment to the council.

GILES: If you want to criticize my methods, fine. But you can keep your snide remarks to yourself. And while you’re at it, don’t criticize my methods.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Bad Girls” (3.14)

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11th January 2012

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GILES: It appears to be paranormal in origin. WILLOW: How can you tell? GILES: Well, it’s so shiny. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “No Place Like Home” (5.5)

GILES: It appears to be paranormal in origin.

WILLOW: How can you tell?

GILES: Well, it’s so shiny.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “No Place Like Home” (5.5)

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9th January 2012

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ETHAN RAYNE: Brilliant. Now, isn’t this more fun than kicking my arse? GILES: No. ETHAN: Oh. Well it’s more fun for me. GILES: Just tell me what you want to tell me. ETHAN: Tch. So cross. We used to be friends, Ripper. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “A New Man” (4.12)

ETHAN RAYNE: Brilliant. Now, isn’t this more fun than kicking my arse?

GILES: No.

ETHAN: Oh. Well it’s more fun for me.

GILES: Just tell me what you want to tell me.

ETHAN: Tch. So cross. We used to be friends, Ripper.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “A New Man” (4.12)

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2nd January 2012

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BUFFY: My brain hasn’t processed everything yet. It’s not really functioning at the higher levels; it’s pretty much, “fire bad, tree pretty”. Anything more complex… GILES: Understandable. Well, when it starts working again, congratulate it on a good campaign. You did very well. BUFFY: Thanks. GILES: I uh, I ferreted this out of the wreckage for you. You may not have any interest, but… I’d say you’ve earned it. There is a certain dramatic irony in the way things turned out. A synchronicity that almost borders on predestination, one might say. BUFFY: Fire bad. Tree pretty. GILES: Right. Sorry. I’d best check on Wesley, see if he’s still whimpering. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Graduation Day, Part 2” (3.22)

BUFFY: My brain hasn’t processed everything yet. It’s not really functioning at the higher levels; it’s pretty much, “fire bad, tree pretty”. Anything more complex…

GILES: Understandable. Well, when it starts working again, congratulate it on a good campaign. You did very well.

BUFFY: Thanks.

GILES: I uh, I ferreted this out of the wreckage for you. You may not have any interest, but… I’d say you’ve earned it. There is a certain dramatic irony in the way things turned out. A synchronicity that almost borders on predestination, one might say.

BUFFY: Fire bad. Tree pretty.

GILES: Right. Sorry. I’d best check on Wesley, see if he’s still whimpering.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Graduation Day, Part 2” (3.22)

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20th December 2011

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GILES: She was only grounded for a moment. Still, if you’d been anyone but the Slayer… BUFFY: Tell me the truth: how’s my hair? XANDER: It’s great! It’s your best hair ever! GILES: Uh, oh, yes. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “I Robot — You Jane,” (1.8)

GILES: She was only grounded for a moment. Still, if you’d been anyone but the Slayer…

BUFFY: Tell me the truth: how’s my hair?

XANDER: It’s great! It’s your best hair ever!

GILES: Uh, oh, yes.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “I Robot — You Jane,” (1.8)

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18th December 2011

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BUFFY: Did you know about this? GILES: No. Unless I blocked it from my memory, much as I will Xander’s vigorous use of his tongue. BUFFY: Is that why you’re always cleaning your glasses? So you won’t have to see what we’re doing? GILES: Tell no one. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “All the Way” (6.6)

BUFFY: Did you know about this?

GILES: No. Unless I blocked it from my memory, much as I will Xander’s vigorous use of his tongue.

BUFFY: Is that why you’re always cleaning your glasses? So you won’t have to see what we’re doing?

GILES: Tell no one.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “All the Way” (6.6)

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