GROOSALUGG: You and I have fought side by side on more than one occasion — fellow warriors, shoulder to shoulder. By now, my counsel must assuredly hold weight, so I beseech you to heed my words… “Pomegranate Mist” is the wrong colorfor this room.
FRED: We were just thinking… Well, I was thinking and Groo agreed… That, well, since we have to repaint your room anyway, maybe you’d like a change. Y’know, for a change.
ANGEL: Groo agreed?
CORDELIA: Don’t mock. He’s actually got a surprisingly good color sense.
GROOSALUGG: “Sunburst splendor” is a hue more worthy of a champion.
— Angel, “The Price” (3.19)
Last one! Enjoy “The Avengers,” everyone!
SPIKE: Hey! Troll hammer. [Can’t lift it.] Didn’t go with my stuff anyway.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Blood Ties” (5.13)
WESLEY: I didn’t say you had emotional problems. I said you had an emotional problem. It’s quite different.
GILES: My ‘attachment’ to the Slayer is not a problem. In point of fact, it’s been a very…
WESLEY: The way you’ve handled this assignment is something of an embarrassment to the council.
GILES: If you want to criticize my methods, fine. But you can keep your snide remarks to yourself. And while you’re at it, don’t criticize my methods.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Bad Girls” (3.14)
BILLY: I just, you know, REALLY think I’m qualified for this, this job and I just can’t get my foot in the door.
PENNY: I’m sure you will.
BILLY: I wanna do great things, you know? I wanna be an achiever. Like Bad Horse…
PENNY: The thouroghbred of sin?
BILLY: I meant Ghandi.
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog, Act II
MAL: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin’ folks is near miraculous.
SIMON: Yes, I’m very proud.
— Firefly, “Safe” (1.4)
ILLYRIA: I don’t understand.
WESLEY: It’ll help you heal faster. If you really plan to join us in this fight—
ILLYRIA: I will fight. I’ve been broken and humiliated. I will return in kind every blow, every sting. I will shred my adversaries. Pull their eyes out just enough to turn them towards their mewing, mutilated faces.
WESLEY: You’re a very inspirational person. Have I mentioned that?
ILLYRIA: You are what I don’t understand.
— Angel, “Not Fade Away” (5.22)
THE MASTER: Yes… come forth. My child… Come into my world.
BUFFY: I don’t think it’s yours just yet.
THE MASTER: You’re dead!
BUFFY: I may be dead, but I’m still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.
THE MASTER: You were destined to die! It was written.
BUFFY: What can I say? I flunked the written.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Prophecy Girl” (1.12)
ANDREW: You’re English, right?
ANDREW: I’ve seen every episode of Doctor Who. Not Red Dwarf, though, ‘cause, um…
JONATHAN: ‘Cause it’s not out yet on DVD.
ANDREW: Right. It’s not out on … DVD.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Smashed” (6.9)
JAYNE: How’s it sit? Pretty cunning, don’tchya think?
KAYLEE: I think it’s the sweetest hat ever.
WASH: Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.
JAYNE: Damn straight.
— Firefly, “The Message” (1.13)
Possibly the best commentary on the helmet ever.
ECHO: Did I fall asleep?
TOPHER: For a little while.
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You’re never going to believe this. I’ve reached 200 posts. It all started with this article and Arrested Westeros (which you should check out). It’s February. I started doing this in October. I thought I’d run out of silly macros by now. But my brain is a scary place.
Anyway, in celebration (?) I’m posting some of my favorites from the first month of Whedoned. In case you missed them!
(Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog, “Brand New Day”)
(Firefly, “Our Mrs. Reynolds”)
(Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “I Only Have Eyes for You”)
BANDIT: Did you think we wouldn’t find out you changed your route? You’re gonna give us what due us and every damn thing else on that boat, and I think maybe you’re gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the Mrs.
JAYNE: You might wanna reconsider that last part. I married me a powerful ugly creature.
MAL: [dressed as woman] How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
JAYNE: If I could make you prettier, I would.
— Firefly, “Our Mrs. Reynolds” (1.6)
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
In case you missed it: