Whedoned features dialog from Joss Whedon shows and images of the Avengers who might say it.
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OZ: We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?
CORDELIA: What’s the difference?
OZ: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, Less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it’s chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Dead Man’s Party” (3.2)
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GILES: You brought a date?
BUFFY: I didn’t bring him, he came.
GILES: Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn’t mean at the same time.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date” (1.5)
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ANYA: For God’s sakes, Andrew. You’ve been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?
ANDREW: Entertaining and educating.
ANYA: Why can’t you just masturbate like the rest of us?
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Storyteller” (7.16)
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ZOE: Sir, is there some information, we might maybe be lacking, as to why there’s an entire fedsquad sitting on this train?
MAL: It doesn’t concern us.
ZOE: It kinda concerns me.
MAL: I mean they’re not protecting the goods. If they were, they wouldn’t be letting people past ‘em.
ZOE: You don’t think that changes the situation a bit?
MAL: I surely do. Makes it more fun.
ZOE: Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
— Firefly, “The Train Job” (1.2)
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TOPHER: I did all this. I’m the one who brings about the thought-pocalypse.
DeWITT: Thought-pocalypse?
TOPHER: Is brain-pocalypse better? I figure, if I’m responsible for the end of the world, I get to name it.
— Dollhouse, “The Hollow Men” (2.12)
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CORDELIA: Damn it, Xander, what’s going on? Who died and made you Elvis?
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered” (2.16)
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BUFFY: The Hellmouth presents: Dead Guys On Ice. Not exactly the evening we were aiming for.
ANGEL: You’re in danger. You know what the ring means?
BUFFY: I just killed a Super Bowl champ?
ANGEL: I’m serious! You should go home and wait until you hear from me.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “What’s My Line?, Part 1” (2.9)
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XANDER: Dawn Patrol! Check this out: They put cheese on round bread. It’s gonna be big.
JOYCE: Xander, hi, thanks for doing this.
XANDER: Total non-sweat.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Real Me” (5.2)
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BUFFY: We have to keep moving.
DAWN: I can’t…
GLORY: I really hate it when people touch my things. Any last words?
BUFFY: Just one. Truck.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Spiral” (5.20)
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WILLOW: Okay. But you shouldn’t be having a problem with it, Xander. Mr Worth says you never pay attention.
XANDER: I pay attention! Just not to him.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Unaired Pilot Presentation (0.0)
