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![DOYLE: The good fight, yeah? You never know until you’ve been tested — I get that now. [punches Angel; addresses Cordelia] Too bad we’ll never know, if this is a face you could learn to love.
— Angel, “Hero” (1.9)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq9ns3lMX1r54awgo1_1280.jpg)
DOYLE: The good fight, yeah? You never know until you’ve been tested — I get that now. [punches Angel; addresses Cordelia] Too bad we’ll never know, if this is a face you could learn to love.
— Angel, “Hero” (1.9)
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ANGEL: Russell Winters.
CORDELIA: Angel?
WINTERS: You made a very big mistake coming here.
CORDELIA: You don’t know who he is, do you? Oh boy. You’re about to get your ass kicked.
— Angel, “City Of” (1.1)
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![MAL: Lot easier to pull things apart than it is put ‘em right. Let’s do the best we can at floatin’. [Kisses Kaylee’s head]
WASH: Captain, didn’t you know kissin’ girls makes you sleepy?
MAL: Well sometimes I just can’t help myself.
— Firefly, “Our Mrs. Reynolds” (1.6)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4fm675dw1r54awgo1_1280.jpg)
MAL: Lot easier to pull things apart than it is put ‘em right. Let’s do the best we can at floatin’. [Kisses Kaylee’s head]
WASH: Captain, didn’t you know kissin’ girls makes you sleepy?
MAL: Well sometimes I just can’t help myself.
— Firefly, “Our Mrs. Reynolds” (1.6)
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AMPATA: You are strange.
XANDER: Girls always tell me that… right before they run away.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Inca Mummy Girl” (2.3)
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MAL: You send word to Patience?
WASH: Ain’t heard back yet. Didn’t she shoot you one time?
MAL: Everybody’s makin’ a fuss.
— Firefly, “Serenity” (1.1)
Companion to this entry. Because I like to beat jokes like dead horses.
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PATIENCE: I have to say I didn’t look to be hearing from you anytime soon.
MAL: Well… we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also… certain bullets. But that’s air through the engine. Passed.
— Firefly, “Serenity” (1.1)
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HARROW: You didn’t have to wound that man.
MAL: I know, that was just funny.
HARROW: You willing to fight that hard to protect my property, I’ll have it in your hold before midnight.
— Firefly, “Shindig” (1.4)
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GILES: She was only grounded for a moment. Still, if you’d been anyone but the Slayer…
BUFFY: Tell me the truth: how’s my hair?
XANDER: It’s great! It’s your best hair ever!
GILES: Uh, oh, yes.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “I Robot — You Jane,” (1.8)
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BUFFY: It was so clear here., On this spot. I remember how… shiny and clear everything was. But now, now it’s …
DAWN: Buffy, please… Listen to me. You told me I had to be strong. And I’ve tried. It’s been so hard without you, but I try to be brave. I’m sorry. I promise I’ll do better. I will. If you’re with me. Stay with me. Please. I need you to live. Live. For— Buffy!
BUFFY: Dawn. DAWN! I’m coming.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Bargaining Part 2” (6.2)
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ANDREW: You’re English, right?
SPIKE: Yeah.
ANDREW: I’ve seen every episode of Doctor Who. Not Red Dwarf, though, ‘cause, um…
JONATHAN: ‘Cause it’s not out yet on DVD.
ANDREW: Right. It’s not out on … DVD.
SPIKE: Warren!
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Smashed” (6.9)
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DR. HORRIBLE: I hear ya. I saw Penny today.
MOIST: You talk to her?
DR. HORRIBLE: So close. I’m just a few weeks away from a real, audible, connection. I’m… I’m gonna ask…
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act I)
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WASH: Oh my god, he’s grotesque! Oh, and there’s something in a jar.
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ZOE: Scare her away again, did you?
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SIMON: This may come as a shock, but I’m actually not very good at, at talking to girls.
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ZOE: (not unkindly) Why, is there someone you ARE good at talking to?
- — Firefly, “The Message” (1.13)
