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29th January 2012

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ECHO: You can fire me, but bitch don’t think that you can take me. — Dollhouse, “Stage Fright” (1.3)

ECHO: You can fire me, but bitch don’t think that you can take me.

— Dollhouse, “Stage Fright” (1.3)

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26th January 2012

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BUFFY: Let’s promise to never not talk again. WILLOW: I promise, I promise. BUFFY: Xander! WILLOW: Oh, wonderful Xander! BUFFY: You know we love you, right? WILLOW: We totally do. XANDER: Oh God, we’re gonna die, aren’t we? — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Primeval” (4.21)

BUFFY: Let’s promise to never not talk again.

WILLOW: I promise, I promise.

BUFFY: Xander!

WILLOW: Oh, wonderful Xander!

BUFFY: You know we love you, right?

WILLOW: We totally do.

XANDER: Oh God, we’re gonna die, aren’t we?

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Primeval” (4.21)

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25th January 2012

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ANGEL: Where is she [Darla]? WESLEY: She got away. GUNN: We tried to stop her by hitting her fists and feet with our faces, but… — Angel, “Offspring” (3.7)

ANGEL: Where is she [Darla]?

WESLEY: She got away.

GUNN: We tried to stop her by hitting her fists and feet with our faces, but…

— Angel, “Offspring” (3.7)

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19th January 2012

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BUFFY: Sure. We saved the world. I say we party. I mean, I got all pretty… MS. CALENDAR: What about him? BUFFY: He’s not going anywhere. Loser. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Prophecy Girl” (1.12)

BUFFY: Sure. We saved the world. I say we party. I mean, I got all pretty…

MS. CALENDAR: What about him?

BUFFY: He’s not going anywhere. Loser.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Prophecy Girl” (1.12)

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21st December 2011

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PAUL BALLARD: Come out. KEPLER/ALPHA: Aw, come on, man. This is like one of those buddy cop movies where you’re the hard-nosed FBI agent and I’m the guy who hates buddy cop movies! PAUL BALLARD: Get out of the car or I show the DA your “carrot” plantation. KEPLER/ALPHA: If we go in there, then we’re in there. That’s more people in there. I’m not good with people. PAUL BALLARD: They’re not people. KEPLER/ALPHA: I’m not good with that sentence either. — Dollhouse, “Briar Rose” (1.11)

PAUL BALLARD: Come out.

KEPLER/ALPHA: Aw, come on, man. This is like one of those buddy cop movies where you’re the hard-nosed FBI agent and I’m the guy who hates buddy cop movies!

PAUL BALLARD: Get out of the car or I show the DA your “carrot” plantation.

KEPLER/ALPHA: If we go in there, then we’re in there. That’s more people in there. I’m not good with people.

PAUL BALLARD: They’re not people.

KEPLER/ALPHA: I’m not good with that sentence either.

— Dollhouse, “Briar Rose” (1.11)

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14th December 2011

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XANDER: Oh. The spiders. Willow’s been kinda… what’s the word I’m looking for… insane about what happened yesterday. WILLOW: I don’t like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, their sticky webs - what do they need all those legs for anyway? I’ll tell you: for crawling across your face in the middle of the night. Ew. How do spiders not ruffle you? XANDER: I’m sorry, I’m unruffled on spiders. Now if a bunch of Nazis crawled across my face… — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Nightmares” (1.10)

XANDER: Oh. The spiders. Willow’s been kinda… what’s the word I’m looking for… insane about what happened yesterday.

WILLOW: I don’t like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, their sticky webs - what do they need all those legs for anyway? I’ll tell you: for crawling across your face in the middle of the night. Ew. How do spiders not ruffle you?

XANDER: I’m sorry, I’m unruffled on spiders. Now if a bunch of Nazis crawled across my face…

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Nightmares” (1.10)

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11th December 2011

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JAYNE: She goes wooly again, we’re gonna have to put a bullet to her. MAL: It’s crossed my mind. WASH: Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd? — Serenity (The Big Damn Movie)

JAYNE: She goes wooly again, we’re gonna have to put a bullet to her.

MAL: It’s crossed my mind.

WASH: Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?

— Serenity (The Big Damn Movie)

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