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MR. MACCLAY: This is insane. You people have no right to interfere with Tara’s affairs. We … are her blood kin! Who the hell are you?
BUFFY: We’re family.
DONNY: Daaad. You — you gonna let ‘em just… Tara, if you don’t get in that car, I swear by god I will beat you down.
XANDER: And I swear by your full and manly beard, you’re gonna break something trying.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Family” (5.6)
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Full cast list for “The Avengers” was released. It includes some familiar names.
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PUPPET ANGEL: I went over to Smile Time last night, and I think their office is under some kind of spell. I could feel it trying to get at me. I—I shook it off, but then I met this guy with a towel over his head, and something exploded! I woke up like this. Ugh.
— Angel, “Smile Time” (5.14)
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ZOE: Planet’s coming up a mite fast.
WASH: That’s just ‘cause— I’m going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all.
MAL: Well, that happens, let me know.
— Firefly, “Shindig” (1.4)
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MAL: Zoe, the ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don’t hear from me within the hour… You take this ship, and you come and you rescue me.
ZOE: What? And risk my ship?
MAL: I mean it. It’s cold out there. I don’t wanna get left.
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WILLOW: Was [Jesse] dead?
BUFFY: Worse. I’m sorry, Willow. We were too late. And they were waiting for us.
WILLOW: At least you two are okay.
XANDER: I don’t like vampires. I’m gonna take a stand and say they’re not good.
BUFFY: So, Giles! Got anything that can make this day any worse?
GILES: How about the end of the world?
BUFFY: Knew I could count on you.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Harvest” (1.2)
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LORNE: You remember back around five years ago when I first disappeared. Did you notice anything odd?
HIS MOTHER: We noticed feasting and celebrations. Your brother Numfar did the dance of joy for three moons. Numfar! Do the dance of joy!
LORNE: Actually what I meant was more along the lines of a strange flashing, kind of a weird pulsating—You remember when I said we didn’t have music in my world? Wish I could say the same about the dancing—lights. Really you couldn’t have missed it. Big, bendy, swirly…
MOTHER: No longer do the dance of joy, Numfar!
— Angel, “Through the Looking Glass” (2.21)
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JOEL MYNOR: It was money. It was roll around in money. And Rebecca had no idea; she’d been supporting the both of us for years. I mean ridiculous hours; living in a one room shack. And I knew this house was exactly her type. I paid cash. And I called her up and said, meet me at this address. And she was worried, you know, I could hear it. She probably thought this was a police station or something, but… Ah, you know. Thinking about the look on her face when she saw this place and I told her it was ours. (pause) Sanitation truck sideswiped her car three blocks from here. I heard the impact and, and… they said it was quick. I guess they always have to say that, right? But she never got to see this house. And she never knew I’d made good. So every year on this date, I pretend she does. Like I get to see that look on her face and I get to show her our extraordinary home.
PAUL BALLARD: And then you sleep with her.
JOEL MYNOR: It is a fantasy.
PAUL BALLARD: I’m sorry for your loss, Mr. Mynor, but it doesn’t make you anything other than a predator.
JOEL MYNOR: I’m sure I’m in need of some serious moral spankitude, but guess who is not qualified to be my Rabbi?
— Dollhouse, “Man on the Street” (1.6)
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BUFFY: I don’t suppose you’d be sweeties and attack me one at a time?
VAMPIRE: You watch too many movies.
BUFFY: You can never watch too many movies! [fights]
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Unaired Pilot Presentation (0.0)
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JAYNE: She goes wooly again, we’re gonna have to put a bullet to her.
MAL: It’s crossed my mind.
WASH: Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?
— Serenity (The Big Damn Movie)
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Hammer time. Glory staggers back again.
You can’t kill me …
No… but my arm’s not even tired.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Gift” (5.22) shooting script, with stage directions by Joss Whedon.
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