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TONY: All right, hey! Hooray! Good job, guys. Let’s just not come in tomorrow. Let’s just… take a day. Have y’ever tried shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I dunno what it is, but I wanna try it.
THOR: We’re not finished yet.
TONY: … and then shawarma after?
— The Avengers
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![MUDDER: And then, when we put that statue of you in town square, he rolled in, wanted to tear it down. But the whole town rioted.
JAYNE: You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?
MUDDER: I can’t believe you’re back.
JAYNE: How could I stay away? [hugs]
— Firefly, “Jaynestown” (1.7)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3008crOHL1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
MUDDER: And then, when we put that statue of you in town square, he rolled in, wanted to tear it down. But the whole town rioted.
JAYNE: You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?
MUDDER: I can’t believe you’re back.
JAYNE: How could I stay away? [hugs]
— Firefly, “Jaynestown” (1.7)
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JAYNE: You don’t pay me to talk pretty. Just because Kaylee gets lubed up over some big-city dandy doesn’t mean…
MAL: Walk away from this table. Right now.
SIMON: What do you pay him for?
MAL: What?
SIMON: I was just wondering what his job is—on the ship.
MAL: Public relations.
— Firefly, “Serenity” (1.1)
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![MAL: Well, let’s hope we getsome funny hats, too.
[Mal and Zoe open the crate to reveal Tracey’s coffin.]
JAYNE: What’d you all order a dead guy for?
— Firefly, “The Message” (1.12)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hfgos8v01r54awgo1_500.jpg)
MAL: Well, let’s hope we getsome funny hats, too.
[Mal and Zoe open the crate to reveal Tracey’s coffin.]
JAYNE: What’d you all order a dead guy for?
— Firefly, “The Message” (1.12)
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MAL: So…I’ve given Jayne here the job of finding out.
JAYNE: He was non-specific as to how.
MAL: Now you only gotta scare him.
JAYNE: Pain is scary…
— Firefly, “Serenity” (1.1)
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![[Mal is fighting his torturer]
ZOE: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself.
MAL: No! No, it’s not!
ZOE: Oh. [All shoot.]
— Firefly, “War Stories” (1.10)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w0zlNsIo1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
[Mal is fighting his torturer]
ZOE: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself.
MAL: No! No, it’s not!
ZOE: Oh. [All shoot.]
— Firefly, “War Stories” (1.10)
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JAYNE: Anybody remember her coming at me with a butcher’s knife?
WASH: Wacky fun.
JAYNE: You wanna go, little man?
WASH: Only if it’s someplace with candlelight.
— Firefly, “Objects in Space” (1.14)
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SIMON: I thought she was getting better.
JAYNE: And I thought they was getting off. Didn’t we have an intricate plan on how they was gonna be not here anymore?
KAYLEE: We couldn’t leave them now.
JAYNE: No. Now that she’s a killer woman we ought to be bringin’ her tea and dumplings.
— Serenity
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BADGER: He won’t deal with me direct. He’s taken an irrational dislike.
JAYNE: What happened? He see your face?
BADGER: He’s a quality gent. Nose in the air like he never wun gwo pee. Don’t find me respectable. But you, now I figure you got a chance.
MAL: You backed out of a deal last time. Left us hanging.
JAYNE: Hurt our feelings.
— Firefly, “Shindig” (1.4)
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MAL: We’re as ghosts in this. Won’t but rattle the floor.
JAYNE: Shiny. Let’s be bad guys.
— Serenity
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![BANDIT: Did you think we wouldn’t find out you changed your route? You’re gonna give us what due us and every damn thing else on that boat, and I think maybe you’re gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the Mrs.
JAYNE: You might wanna reconsider that last part. I married me a powerful ugly creature.
MAL: [dressed as woman] How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
JAYNE: If I could make you prettier, I would.
— Firefly, “Our Mrs. Reynolds” (1.6)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyulrzYLMF1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
BANDIT: Did you think we wouldn’t find out you changed your route? You’re gonna give us what due us and every damn thing else on that boat, and I think maybe you’re gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the Mrs.
JAYNE: You might wanna reconsider that last part. I married me a powerful ugly creature.
MAL: [dressed as woman] How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
JAYNE: If I could make you prettier, I would.
— Firefly, “Our Mrs. Reynolds” (1.6)
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![RIVER: [stabs Jayne for no apparent reason] He looks better in red.
— Firefly, “Ariel” (1.9)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyoqoljkqY1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
RIVER: [stabs Jayne for no apparent reason] He looks better in red.
— Firefly, “Ariel” (1.9)
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TRACEY: AAAH!!
MAL: Get a hold of him!
JAYNE: Spry for a dead fella!
— Firefly, “The Message” (1.13)
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SIMON: Oh, yes. He’s a real beast; it’s a wonder you’re still alive.
JAYNE: Looked bigger when I couldn’t see him.
— Firefly, “Bushwhacked” (1.3)
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JAYNE: Hey, I got an idea— ‘Stead of hangin’ around playin’ art critic until I get pinched by The Man, how’s about we move the hell away from this eerie-ass piece-a-work and get on with our ‘creasingly eerie-ass day? How’s that!?
MAL: I don’t know. This here’s a spectacle might warrant a moment’s consideration.
KAYLEE: Wherever I move to, his eyes keep followin’ me.
JAYNE: Come on, gorramn it! We got a job, let’s go do it ant get outta here.
— Firefly, “Jaynestown” (1.6)
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