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BUFFY: [Scoobies prepare to fight the Judge] Everybody keep back. Damage control only. Take out any lesser vamps if you can. I’ll handle the Smurf.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Innocence” (2.14)
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PENNY: Um, actually, I went on a date…
BILLY: Get right outta town. How was that?
PENNY: Unexpected. He’s a really good looking guy, and I thought he was kinda cheesy at first…
BILLY: Trust your instincts.
PENNY: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. there’s something totally different underneath what’s on the surface.
BILLY: … and sometimes there’s a third, even deeper level and that one is the same as the top surface one.
BILLY: … like with pie. So, you gonna see him again?
PENNY: I think I will… Billy?
PENNY: You’re driving a spork into your leg.
BILLY: So I am. Hilarious.
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act II)
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ROGER BURKLE: I don’t see why it has to be this way. There are plenty of good schools in the area.
FRED: I know. And I have a nice room and I could meet a nice boy and we could get married and live in my nice room.
TRISH BURKLE: Well, he’d have to be a smallish fella.
FRED: … and we could have sweet little babies that could sleep in the drawer.
ROGER: I do not see a downside to this plan.
FRED: Daddy, I love you like pancakes, but I’m gettin’ the hell out of here.
— Angel, “A Hole in the World” (5.15)
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BUFFY: It’s just different, you know? A picnic - first of all, daylight, kind of a new venue Buffywise… and the best part, he said he’d bring all the food. All I have to do is show up and eat - two things I’m really good at!
WILLOW: So he’s nice?
BUFFY: Very very.
WILLOW: And there’s sparkage?
BUFFY: Oh yeah. He’s just got - have you looked at his arms? Those are good arms to have.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Something Blue” (4.9)
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JAYNE: You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here. Now we’re finishing this deal, and then maybe maybe we’ll come back for those morons who got themselves caught. You can’t change that by getting all…bendy…
WASH: All what?
JAYNE: You’ve got the light.. from the console.. keep you, lift you up. They shine like… little angels… [passes out]
WASH: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?
— Firefly, “The Train Job” (1.2)
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SAFFRON: That when she [the Earth] was born, she had no sky, and she was open, inviting and the stars would rush into her, through the skin of her, making the oceans boil with sensation, and when she could endure no more ecstasy, she puffed up her cheeks and blew out the sky, to womb her and keep them at bay, ‘til she had rest some, and that we had to leave ‘cause she was strong enough to suck them in once more.
WASH: Whoa. Good myth.
— Firefly, “Our Mrs. Reynolds” (1.5)