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OZ: We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?
CORDELIA: What’s the difference?
OZ: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, Less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it’s chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Dead Man’s Party” (3.2)
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MR. UNIVERSE: Oh, this is good. this is… she’s beating up all the burly men and I’m having a catharsis, it’s happening right now, you guys always bring me the very best violence. You think you’re in a hot place?
— Serenity (Shooting Script)
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WILLOW: How come you weren’t in class?
BUFFY: Vampire issues. Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?
XANDER: I think the word you’re searching for is ‘absent’.
WILLOW: Tardy people show.
WILLOW: And, yes, he did notice, so he wanted me to give you this.
BUFFY: As far as punishments go this is fairly abstract.
WILLOW: No, it’s your baby!
BUFFY: Okay, I get it even less.
XANDER: Well, you know, it’s the whole ‘sex leads to responsibility’ thing, which I personally don’t get. You gotta take care of the egg. It’s a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.
WILLOW: My egg is Jewish.
XANDER: Then teach it that Dreidel song.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Bad Eggs” (2.12)
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WASH: Now. What do I do?
MAL: Probably not talk quite so much.
WASH: Right. Less talking. She’s terse. I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic.
— Firefly, “War Stories” (1.9)