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TONY: All right, hey! Hooray! Good job, guys. Let’s just not come in tomorrow. Let’s just… take a day. Have y’ever tried shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I dunno what it is, but I wanna try it.
THOR: We’re not finished yet.
TONY: … and then shawarma after?
— The Avengers
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MAL: Ah, the pitter-patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots… SHUT UP! … There’s nobody sets foot on my boat that I don’t meet him. Don’t worry, I’m not going to start any sword fights; I’m over that phase.
INARA: I’d appreciate it if you kept the others from ogling.
MAL: One of you is gonna fall and die, and I’m not cleaning it up!
— Firefly, “War Stories” (1.9)
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MAL: Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket—
INARA: Mal! What are you doing here.
MAL: Well, you invited me.
INARA: I never thought for a second you’d be stupid enough to come.
— Serenity (The Big Damn Movie)