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MR. MACCLAY: This is insane. You people have no right to interfere with Tara’s affairs. We … are her blood kin! Who the hell are you?
BUFFY: We’re family.
DONNY: Daaad. You — you gonna let ‘em just… Tara, if you don’t get in that car, I swear by god I will beat you down.
XANDER: And I swear by your full and manly beard, you’re gonna break something trying.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Family” (5.6)
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WASH: Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
— Firefly, “Bushwhacked” (1.3)
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ZOE: Planet’s coming up a mite fast.
WASH: That’s just ‘cause— I’m going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all.
MAL: Well, that happens, let me know.
— Firefly, “Shindig” (1.4)
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![[Mal is fighting his torturer]
ZOE: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself.
MAL: No! No, it’s not!
ZOE: Oh. [All shoot.]
— Firefly, “War Stories” (1.10)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w0zlNsIo1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
[Mal is fighting his torturer]
ZOE: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself.
MAL: No! No, it’s not!
ZOE: Oh. [All shoot.]
— Firefly, “War Stories” (1.10)
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![MAL:Miss Nandi, I have a confession tomake.
NANDI:Maybe I should get the Shepherd.
MAL:Well, I ain’t sinned yet, and I’dfeel little more than awkwardif he were here when I did.
NANDI:You expect to accomplish somethingsinful then, do you?
MAL:If I’m overstepping my bounds, youlet me know.
NANDI: [Extraordinarily impatient Buddha], Malcolm, I been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns — [they kiss]You okay with this?
MAL: I’m just waiting to see if I passout. Long story.
— Firefly, “Heart of Gold” (1.13)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qhd88xJs1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
MAL:Miss Nandi, I have a confession tomake.
NANDI:Maybe I should get the Shepherd.
MAL:Well, I ain’t sinned yet, and I’dfeel little more than awkwardif he were here when I did.
NANDI:You expect to accomplish somethingsinful then, do you?
MAL:If I’m overstepping my bounds, youlet me know.
NANDI: [Extraordinarily impatient Buddha], Malcolm, I been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns — [they kiss]You okay with this?
MAL: I’m just waiting to see if I passout. Long story.
— Firefly, “Heart of Gold” (1.13)
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![WESLEY: Forgive me, Gunn. I should never have opened my mouth.
GUNN: I’ve got a plan.
WESLEY: Oh thank god! What is it? [Rebels begin countdown to execution]
GUNN: We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.
WESLEY: Oh.
— Angel, “There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb” (2.22)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07zqpi1bm1r54awgo1_500.png)
WESLEY: Forgive me, Gunn. I should never have opened my mouth.
GUNN: I’ve got a plan.
WESLEY: Oh thank god! What is it? [Rebels begin countdown to execution]
GUNN: We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.
WESLEY: Oh.
— Angel, “There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb” (2.22)
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SPIKE: What’s this? Sitting around watching the telly while there’s evil still a foot? That’s not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can’t go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let’s find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let’s annihilate them. For justice! And for… the safety of puppies… and Christmas, right? Let’s fight that evil! Let’s kill something! … Oh come on.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Doomed” (4.11)
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BANDIT: Did you think we wouldn’t find out you changed your route? You’re gonna give us what due us and every damn thing else on that boat, and I think maybe you’re gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the Mrs.
JAYNE: You might wanna reconsider that last part. I married me a powerful ugly creature.
MAL: [dressed as woman] How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
JAYNE: If I could make you prettier, I would.
— Firefly, “Our Mrs. Reynolds” (1.6)
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
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BANDIT: Did you think we wouldn’t find out you changed your route? You’re gonna give us what due us and every damn thing else on that boat, and I think maybe you’re gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the Mrs.
JAYNE: You might wanna reconsider that last part. I married me a powerful ugly creature.
MAL: [dressed as woman] How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
JAYNE: If I could make you prettier, I would.
— Firefly, “Our Mrs. Reynolds” (1.6)
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
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![FAITH: You did it. You killed me. Still won’t help your boy though. Shoulda been there, B, quite a ride. [falls from rooftop]
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Graduation Day, Part 1” (3.21)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5rtdwJ9N1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
FAITH: You did it. You killed me. Still won’t help your boy though. Shoulda been there, B, quite a ride. [falls from rooftop]
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Graduation Day, Part 1” (3.21)
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MAL: Well, look at this. Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What’s that make us?
ZOE: Big damn heroes, sir.
MAL: Ain’t we just?
— Firefly, “Safe” (1.3)
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![WARREN: Flamethrower’s up.
ANDREW: Periscope’s working. Your mom’s weeding tulips again.
JONATHAN: [arranging toys] Action figures - fully deployed.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Flooded” (6.4)
[I couldn’t help myself. — E]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly5s53jICB1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
WARREN: Flamethrower’s up.
ANDREW: Periscope’s working. Your mom’s weeding tulips again.
JONATHAN: [arranging toys] Action figures - fully deployed.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Flooded” (6.4)
[I couldn’t help myself. — E]
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BUFFY: Sure. We saved the world. I say we party. I mean, I got all pretty…
MS. CALENDAR: What about him?
BUFFY: He’s not going anywhere. Loser.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Prophecy Girl” (1.12)
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BUFFY: From now on we won’t just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them and cut out their hearts, one by one, until The First shows itself for what it is. And I will kill it myself. There’s only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil. And that’s us.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Bring the Night” (7.10)
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![[The Beast has slaughtered dozens of people.]
LORNE: Ooh, uh, I’m gonna need a bigger arrow.
— Angel, “Apocalypse, Nowish” (4.7)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxn7zxklMC1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
[The Beast has slaughtered dozens of people.]
LORNE: Ooh, uh, I’m gonna need a bigger arrow.
— Angel, “Apocalypse, Nowish” (4.7)
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JAYNE: Hey, I got an idea— ‘Stead of hangin’ around playin’ art critic until I get pinched by The Man, how’s about we move the hell away from this eerie-ass piece-a-work and get on with our ‘creasingly eerie-ass day? How’s that!?
MAL: I don’t know. This here’s a spectacle might warrant a moment’s consideration.
KAYLEE: Wherever I move to, his eyes keep followin’ me.
JAYNE: Come on, gorramn it! We got a job, let’s go do it ant get outta here.
— Firefly, “Jaynestown” (1.6)
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