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JAYNE: You don’t pay me to talk pretty. Just because Kaylee gets lubed up over some big-city dandy doesn’t mean…
MAL: Walk away from this table. Right now.
SIMON: What do you pay him for?
MAL: What?
SIMON: I was just wondering what his job is—on the ship.
MAL: Public relations.
— Firefly, “Serenity” (1.1)
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Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.
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![MAL: Well, let’s hope we getsome funny hats, too.
[Mal and Zoe open the crate to reveal Tracey’s coffin.]
JAYNE: What’d you all order a dead guy for?
— Firefly, “The Message” (1.12)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hfgos8v01r54awgo1_500.jpg)
MAL: Well, let’s hope we getsome funny hats, too.
[Mal and Zoe open the crate to reveal Tracey’s coffin.]
JAYNE: What’d you all order a dead guy for?
— Firefly, “The Message” (1.12)
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MAL: So…I’ve given Jayne here the job of finding out.
JAYNE: He was non-specific as to how.
MAL: Now you only gotta scare him.
JAYNE: Pain is scary…
— Firefly, “Serenity” (1.1)
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WASH: Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
— Firefly, “Bushwhacked” (1.3)
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WASH: Yes. Yes. This is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land! And we will call it… this land! I think we should call it your grave! Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh no god! Oh, dear God in heaven!
— Firefly, “Serenity” (1.1)
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BOOK:Yes, I’d forgotten you’re moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?
SIMON:No. But I’m thinking about growing a big black mustache. I’m a traditionalist.
— Firefly, “War Stories” (1.10)
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ZOE: Planet’s coming up a mite fast.
WASH: That’s just ‘cause— I’m going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all.
MAL: Well, that happens, let me know.
— Firefly, “Shindig” (1.4)
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![[Mal is fighting his torturer]
ZOE: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself.
MAL: No! No, it’s not!
ZOE: Oh. [All shoot.]
— Firefly, “War Stories” (1.10)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w0zlNsIo1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
[Mal is fighting his torturer]
ZOE: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself.
MAL: No! No, it’s not!
ZOE: Oh. [All shoot.]
— Firefly, “War Stories” (1.10)
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![MAL:Miss Nandi, I have a confession tomake.
NANDI:Maybe I should get the Shepherd.
MAL:Well, I ain’t sinned yet, and I’dfeel little more than awkwardif he were here when I did.
NANDI:You expect to accomplish somethingsinful then, do you?
MAL:If I’m overstepping my bounds, youlet me know.
NANDI: [Extraordinarily impatient Buddha], Malcolm, I been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns — [they kiss]You okay with this?
MAL: I’m just waiting to see if I passout. Long story.
— Firefly, “Heart of Gold” (1.13)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qhd88xJs1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
MAL:Miss Nandi, I have a confession tomake.
NANDI:Maybe I should get the Shepherd.
MAL:Well, I ain’t sinned yet, and I’dfeel little more than awkwardif he were here when I did.
NANDI:You expect to accomplish somethingsinful then, do you?
MAL:If I’m overstepping my bounds, youlet me know.
NANDI: [Extraordinarily impatient Buddha], Malcolm, I been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns — [they kiss]You okay with this?
MAL: I’m just waiting to see if I passout. Long story.
— Firefly, “Heart of Gold” (1.13)
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DOBSON: Drop that firearm, Captain Reynolds.
MAL: This is not my best day ever.
— Firefly, “Serenity” (1.1)
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SONNY RHODES: I don’t care
I’m still free
you can’t take the sky from me
— Firefly, “The Ballad of Serenity”
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JAYNE: Anybody remember her coming at me with a butcher’s knife?
WASH: Wacky fun.
JAYNE: You wanna go, little man?
WASH: Only if it’s someplace with candlelight.
— Firefly, “Objects in Space” (1.14)
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MAL: Ah, the pitter-patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots… SHUT UP! … There’s nobody sets foot on my boat that I don’t meet him. Don’t worry, I’m not going to start any sword fights; I’m over that phase.
INARA: I’d appreciate it if you kept the others from ogling.
MAL: One of you is gonna fall and die, and I’m not cleaning it up!
— Firefly, “War Stories” (1.9)
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