Whedoned features dialog from Joss Whedon shows and images of the Avengers who might say it.
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CAPTAIN HAMMER: Oh, I’m in pain! I think this is what pain feels like! Oh, mama! Someone maternal! Get outta my way! I gotta get out! Why is this fire exit locked?!
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act III)
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DR. HORRIBLE: Any dolt with half a brain
Can see that humankind has gone insane
To the point where I don’t know if I’ll upset the status quo
If I throw poison in the watermain.
Listen close to everybody’s heart
And hear that breaking sound
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
And crashing to the ground
I cannot believe my eyes
How the world’s filled with filth and lies
but it’s plain to see evil inside of me
is on the rise.
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act III)
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BILLY: That’s the plan
Rule the world
You and me
Any dayLove your hair
PENNY: What?
BILLY: No, I, uh, love the air.
Anyway.
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act I)
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DR. HORRIBLE: With my freeze ray I will stop the pain
It’s not a death ray or an ice beam
That’s all Johnny Snow
I just think you need time to know
That I’m the guy to make it real
The feelings you don’t dare to feel
I’ll bend the world to our will
And we’ll make time stand still
That’s the plan
Rule the world
You and me
Any day
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act I)
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PENNY: I was wondering if I could just… Hey, I know you!
BILLY: Hello. You know me? Cool. I mean. Yeah, you do. Do you?
PENNY: From the laundry mat.
BILLY: Wednesdays and Saturdays except twice last month, you skipped the weekend. Or, if that was you. It coulda been someone else, I mean, I’ve seen you. Billy is my name.
PENNY: I’m Penny. What are you doing?
BILLY: I’m texting. It’s very important or I would stop.
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act I)
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CAPTAIN HAMMER: A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
PENNY: You came from above…
DR. HORRIBLE: Are you kidding?
CAPTAIN HAMMER: Seems destiny ends with me saving you.
DR. HORRIBLE: What heist were you watching?
PENNY: I wonder what you’re captain of…?
DR. HORRIBLE: Stop looking at her like that!
CAPTAIN HAMMER: When you’re the best you can’t rest, what’s the use?
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act I)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymkt4Tham1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
[all singing over each other]
CAPTAIN HAMMER: A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
PENNY: You came from above…
DR. HORRIBLE: Are you kidding?
CAPTAIN HAMMER: Seems destiny ends with me saving you.
DR. HORRIBLE: What heist were you watching?
PENNY: I wonder what you’re captain of…?
DR. HORRIBLE: Stop looking at her like that!
CAPTAIN HAMMER: When you’re the best you can’t rest, what’s the use?
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act I)
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PENNY: Um, actually, I went on a date…
BILLY: Get right outta town. How was that?
PENNY: Unexpected. He’s a really good looking guy, and I thought he was kinda cheesy at first…
BILLY: Trust your instincts.
PENNY: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. there’s something totally different underneath what’s on the surface.
BILLY: … and sometimes there’s a third, even deeper level and that one is the same as the top surface one.
PENNY: Huh?
BILLY: … like with pie. So, you gonna see him again?
PENNY: I think I will… Billy?
BILLY: Yeah?
PENNY: You’re driving a spork into your leg.
BILLY: So I am. Hilarious.
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act II)
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CAPTAIN HAMMER: It’s curtains for you, Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog, Act I
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I begged and I pleaded, “Please don’t pass me by.”
They say, “Hey give us a hand.
Go stand in the back with that fat guy.”
My role, though be it brief, at least
Isn’t Viet Cong; It’s Comic Relief.
Nobody’s Asian in the movies.
Nobody’s Asian on TV.
If there is a part there for us,
It’s a ninja, a physician,
Or a goofy mathematician,
Or a groupie in the chorus,
That’s me.
— Commentary! The Musical, “Nobody’s Asian in the Movies”
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DR. HORRIBLE: I hear ya. I saw Penny today.
MOIST: You talk to her?
DR. HORRIBLE: So close. I’m just a few weeks away from a real, audible, connection. I’m… I’m gonna ask…
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act I)
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So they say he saved her life.
They say she works with the homeless,
and doesn’t eat meat.
We have a problem with her!
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog, “So They Say”
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This appeared as a moral dilemma
‘Cause at first it was weird though I swore to eliminate
The worst of the plague that devoured humanity
It’s true I was vague on the How
So how can it be that you - have shown me the light?
It’s a brand new day!
And the sun is high!
All the birds are singin’ that you’re gonna die!
How I hesitated,
Now I wonder why?
It’s a brand new day!
All the times that you beat me unconscious I’ll forgive
All the crimes incomplete, listen honestly I’ll live.
Mr. Cool, Mr. Right, Mr. Know-it-all is through
Now my future’s so bright and I owe it all to you - who showed me the light!
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog
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