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22nd April 2012

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VICTOR: There’s two soldiers A-10 Formation, XMA-10 assault rifles and k23s and flash grenades. They’re about to make an offensive move— [calmly, to Priya] I’m Anthony, by the way. You can call me Tony.
SIERRA: Priya.
VICTOR: Nice to meet you. [shoots soldiers] So you’re from Australia?
SIERRA: Maybe we should save the small talk until after the gunfight.
VICTOR: No, it’s good. The more I can remember about me —us, the easier it is for me to keep them out.

— Dollhouse, “Stop-Loss” (2.9)

VICTOR: There’s two soldiers A-10 Formation, XMA-10 assault rifles and k23s and flash grenades. They’re about to make an offensive move— [calmly, to Priya] I’m Anthony, by the way. You can call me Tony.

SIERRA: Priya.

VICTOR: Nice to meet you. [shoots soldiers] So you’re from Australia?

SIERRA: Maybe we should save the small talk until after the gunfight.

VICTOR: No, it’s good. The more I can remember about me —us, the easier it is for me to keep them out.

Dollhouse, “Stop-Loss” (2.9)

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22nd April 2012

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Full cast list for “The Avengers” was released. It includes some familiar names.

Full cast list for “The Avengers” was released. It includes some familiar names.

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13th April 2012

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WHISKEY/SAUNDERS: What if she [DeWitt] went over your head?
BOYD LANGDON: I’m very tall.

— Dollhouse, “Vows” (2.1)

WHISKEY/SAUNDERS: What if she [DeWitt] went over your head?

BOYD LANGDON: I’m very tall.

Dollhouse, “Vows” (2.1)

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15th February 2012

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TOPHER: I did all this. I’m the one who brings about the thought-pocalypse.
DeWITT: Thought-pocalypse?
TOPHER: Is brain-pocalypse better? I figure, if I’m responsible for the end of the world, I get to name it.

— Dollhouse, “The Hollow Men” (2.12)

TOPHER: I did all this. I’m the one who brings about the thought-pocalypse.

DeWITT: Thought-pocalypse?

TOPHER: Is brain-pocalypse better? I figure, if I’m responsible for the end of the world, I get to name it.

Dollhouse, “The Hollow Men” (2.12)

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29th January 2012

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ECHO: You can fire me, but bitch don’t think that you can take me.

— Dollhouse, “Stage Fright” (1.3)

ECHO: You can fire me, but bitch don’t think that you can take me.

Dollhouse, “Stage Fright” (1.3)

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19th January 2012

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TOPHER: You know what I like? Brown sauce. What’s it made of? Science doesn’t know!
ADELE: It’s made of brown.
TOPHER: Brown. Mined from the earth by the hardscrabble brown miners of North Brownderton.
ADELE: Oh, my God. I find lentils completely incomprehensible. What the sun-dappled hell is Echo doing at Fremont?
TOPHER: That’s got nothing to do with the drug, which means our problems are huge and indomitable.
ADELE: Ooh. I could eat that word. Or a crisp. Do you have any crisps?
TOPHER: You haven’t seen my drawer of inappropriate starches!

— Dollhouse, “Echoes” (1.7)

TOPHER: You know what I like? Brown sauce. What’s it made of? Science doesn’t know!

ADELE: It’s made of brown.

TOPHER: Brown. Mined from the earth by the hardscrabble brown miners of North Brownderton.

ADELE: Oh, my God. I find lentils completely incomprehensible. What the sun-dappled hell is Echo doing at Fremont?

TOPHER: That’s got nothing to do with the drug, which means our problems are huge and indomitable.

ADELE: Ooh. I could eat that word. Or a crisp. Do you have any crisps?

TOPHER: You haven’t seen my drawer of inappropriate starches!

Dollhouse, “Echoes” (1.7)

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3rd January 2012

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ALPHA: We’re not just humans anymore. We’re not multiple personalities. We’re many personalities. Well, one of my personalities happens to be a multiple personality but that doesn’t make me a multiple personality… I’m looking for a little nuance here.
ECHO: We’re not gods.
ALPHA: Fine. Ubermensch. Nietzsche predicted our rise. Perfected, objective, something new.
ECHO: Right. New superior people, with a little German thrown in. What could possibly go wrong? We’re not new. We’re not anything. We’re not anybody because we’re everybody. 

— Dollhouse, “Omega” (1.12)

ALPHA: We’re not just humans anymore. We’re not multiple personalities. We’re many personalities. Well, one of my personalities happens to be a multiple personality but that doesn’t make me a multiple personality… I’m looking for a little nuance here.

ECHO: We’re not gods.

ALPHA: Fine. Ubermensch. Nietzsche predicted our rise. Perfected, objective, something new.

ECHO: Right. New superior people, with a little German thrown in. What could possibly go wrong? We’re not new. We’re not anything. We’re not anybody because we’re everybody.

Dollhouse, “Omega” (1.12)

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21st December 2011

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PAUL BALLARD: Come out.
KEPLER/ALPHA: Aw, come on, man. This is like one of those buddy cop movies where you’re the hard-nosed FBI agent and I’m the guy who hates buddy cop movies!
PAUL BALLARD: Get out of the car or I show the DA your “carrot” plantation.
KEPLER/ALPHA: If we go in there, then we’re in there. That’s more people in there. I’m not good with people.
PAUL BALLARD: They’re not people.
KEPLER/ALPHA: I’m not good with that sentence either.

— Dollhouse, “Briar Rose” (1.11)

PAUL BALLARD: Come out.

KEPLER/ALPHA: Aw, come on, man. This is like one of those buddy cop movies where you’re the hard-nosed FBI agent and I’m the guy who hates buddy cop movies!

PAUL BALLARD: Get out of the car or I show the DA your “carrot” plantation.

KEPLER/ALPHA: If we go in there, then we’re in there. That’s more people in there. I’m not good with people.

PAUL BALLARD: They’re not people.

KEPLER/ALPHA: I’m not good with that sentence either.

Dollhouse, “Briar Rose” (1.11)

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15th December 2011

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JOEL MYNOR: It was money. It was roll around in money. And Rebecca had no idea; she’d been supporting the both of us for years. I mean ridiculous hours; living in a one room shack. And I knew this house was exactly her type. I paid cash. And I called her up and said, meet me at this address. And she was worried, you know, I could hear it. She probably thought this was a police station or something, but… Ah, you know. Thinking about the look on her face when she saw this place and I told her it was ours. (pause) Sanitation truck sideswiped her car three blocks from here. I heard the impact and, and… they said it was quick. I guess they always have to say that, right? But she never got to see this house. And she never knew I’d made good. So every year on this date, I pretend she does. Like I get to see that look on her face and I get to show her our extraordinary home.
PAUL BALLARD: And then you sleep with her. 
JOEL MYNOR: It is a fantasy. 
PAUL BALLARD: I’m sorry for your loss, Mr. Mynor, but it doesn’t make you anything other than a predator. 
JOEL MYNOR: I’m sure I’m in need of some serious moral spankitude, but guess who is not qualified to be my Rabbi? 

— Dollhouse, “Man on the Street” (1.6)

JOEL MYNOR: It was money. It was roll around in money. And Rebecca had no idea; she’d been supporting the both of us for years. I mean ridiculous hours; living in a one room shack. And I knew this house was exactly her type. I paid cash. And I called her up and said, meet me at this address. And she was worried, you know, I could hear it. She probably thought this was a police station or something, but… Ah, you know. Thinking about the look on her face when she saw this place and I told her it was ours. (pause) Sanitation truck sideswiped her car three blocks from here. I heard the impact and, and… they said it was quick. I guess they always have to say that, right? But she never got to see this house. And she never knew I’d made good. So every year on this date, I pretend she does. Like I get to see that look on her face and I get to show her our extraordinary home.

PAUL BALLARD: And then you sleep with her.

JOEL MYNOR: It is a fantasy.

PAUL BALLARD: I’m sorry for your loss, Mr. Mynor, but it doesn’t make you anything other than a predator.

JOEL MYNOR: I’m sure I’m in need of some serious moral spankitude, but guess who is not qualified to be my Rabbi?

Dollhouse, “Man on the Street” (1.6)

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5th December 2011

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TOPHER: So which is worse? Pick up the phone or don’t pick up the phone? I can’t tell. It’s an interesting question. An entire army in a single instant. That’s all it takes. That’s brilliant. That’s sooo brilliant. Why didn’t I think of that?
DeWITT: [Silence]
TOPHER: Did I think of that? Did I? Oh, God. Oh my God. Oh my God. If I think I can figure things out, is that curiosity or arrogance? Oh my God. I know what I know. I know what I know.

— Dollhouse, “Epitaph One” (1.13)

TOPHER: So which is worse? Pick up the phone or don’t pick up the phone? I can’t tell. It’s an interesting question. An entire army in a single instant. That’s all it takes. That’s brilliant. That’s sooo brilliant. Why didn’t I think of that?

DeWITT: [Silence]

TOPHER: Did I think of that? Did I? Oh, God. Oh my God. Oh my God. If I think I can figure things out, is that curiosity or arrogance? Oh my God. I know what I know. I know what I know.

Dollhouse, “Epitaph One” (1.13)

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1st December 2011

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TOPHER: The human mind is like Van Halen. If you just pull out one piece and keep replacing it, it just degenerates.

BALLARD: Yeah, I don’t understand.

TOPHER: But it’s so cute that you’re trying.

Dollhouse, “Instinct” (2.2)

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17th November 2011

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TOPHER: Um, hey! Uhh, sorry. I think we have a situation. The kind you need to shoot at.

— Dollhouse, “The Target” (1.2)

TOPHER: Um, hey! Uhh, sorry. I think we have a situation. The kind you need to shoot at.

Dollhouse, “The Target” (1.2)

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4th November 2011

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TOPHER: Well, arguably, one could program the brain  to… fight cancer. Or be telekinetic. Or not to have that gag reflex  when you eat sea urchin. Or whatever. The possibilities are pretty much  endless is what I’m saying. I don’t want to use the word “genius,” but  I’d be okay if you wanted to.

— Dollhouse, “Instinct” (1.2)

TOPHER: Well, arguably, one could program the brain to… fight cancer. Or be telekinetic. Or not to have that gag reflex when you eat sea urchin. Or whatever. The possibilities are pretty much endless is what I’m saying. I don’t want to use the word “genius,” but I’d be okay if you wanted to.

Dollhouse, “Instinct” (1.2)

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21st October 2011

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DOMINIC: You better check your tech!
TOPHER: That’s enough! You’re in my house now. Of the two people here, one of us is a genius, and the other is a security guard in a very lovely suit.
DOMINIC: All right, genius, tell me why Echo would kidnap the girl you  programmed her to protect and bring her to the man who’s trying to kill  her?
TOPHER: Wow. That does sound kind of bad.

— Dollhouse, “Stage Fright (1.3)

DOMINIC: You better check your tech!

TOPHER: That’s enough! You’re in my house now. Of the two people here, one of us is a genius, and the other is a security guard in a very lovely suit.

DOMINIC: All right, genius, tell me why Echo would kidnap the girl you programmed her to protect and bring her to the man who’s trying to kill her?

TOPHER: Wow. That does sound kind of bad.

Dollhouse, “Stage Fright (1.3)

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20th October 2011

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ECHO: Did I fall asleep?
TOPHER: For a little while.

— Dollhouse

ECHO: Did I fall asleep?

TOPHER: For a little while.

Dollhouse

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