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WASH: Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
— Firefly, “Bushwhacked” (1.3)
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ZOE: Planet’s coming up a mite fast.
WASH: That’s just ‘cause— I’m going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all.
MAL: Well, that happens, let me know.
— Firefly, “Shindig” (1.4)
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![[Mal is fighting his torturer]
ZOE: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself.
MAL: No! No, it’s not!
ZOE: Oh. [All shoot.]
— Firefly, “War Stories” (1.10)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w0zlNsIo1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
[Mal is fighting his torturer]
ZOE: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself.
MAL: No! No, it’s not!
ZOE: Oh. [All shoot.]
— Firefly, “War Stories” (1.10)
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![MAL:Miss Nandi, I have a confession tomake.
NANDI:Maybe I should get the Shepherd.
MAL:Well, I ain’t sinned yet, and I’dfeel little more than awkwardif he were here when I did.
NANDI:You expect to accomplish somethingsinful then, do you?
MAL:If I’m overstepping my bounds, youlet me know.
NANDI: [Extraordinarily impatient Buddha], Malcolm, I been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns — [they kiss]You okay with this?
MAL: I’m just waiting to see if I passout. Long story.
— Firefly, “Heart of Gold” (1.13)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qhd88xJs1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
MAL:Miss Nandi, I have a confession tomake.
NANDI:Maybe I should get the Shepherd.
MAL:Well, I ain’t sinned yet, and I’dfeel little more than awkwardif he were here when I did.
NANDI:You expect to accomplish somethingsinful then, do you?
MAL:If I’m overstepping my bounds, youlet me know.
NANDI: [Extraordinarily impatient Buddha], Malcolm, I been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns — [they kiss]You okay with this?
MAL: I’m just waiting to see if I passout. Long story.
— Firefly, “Heart of Gold” (1.13)
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![WESLEY: Forgive me, Gunn. I should never have opened my mouth.
GUNN: I’ve got a plan.
WESLEY: Oh thank god! What is it? [Rebels begin countdown to execution]
GUNN: We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.
WESLEY: Oh.
— Angel, “There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb” (2.22)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07zqpi1bm1r54awgo1_500.png)
WESLEY: Forgive me, Gunn. I should never have opened my mouth.
GUNN: I’ve got a plan.
WESLEY: Oh thank god! What is it? [Rebels begin countdown to execution]
GUNN: We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.
WESLEY: Oh.
— Angel, “There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb” (2.22)
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SPIKE: What’s this? Sitting around watching the telly while there’s evil still a foot? That’s not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can’t go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let’s find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let’s annihilate them. For justice! And for… the safety of puppies… and Christmas, right? Let’s fight that evil! Let’s kill something! … Oh come on.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Doomed” (4.11)
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![FAITH: You did it. You killed me. Still won’t help your boy though. Shoulda been there, B, quite a ride. [falls from rooftop]
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Graduation Day, Part 1” (3.21)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5rtdwJ9N1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
FAITH: You did it. You killed me. Still won’t help your boy though. Shoulda been there, B, quite a ride. [falls from rooftop]
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Graduation Day, Part 1” (3.21)
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BUFFY: Let’s promise to never not talk again.
WILLOW: I promise, I promise.
BUFFY: Xander!
WILLOW: Oh, wonderful Xander!
BUFFY: You know we love you, right?
WILLOW: We totally do.
XANDER: Oh God, we’re gonna die, aren’t we?
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Primeval” (4.21)
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BUFFY: Sure. We saved the world. I say we party. I mean, I got all pretty…
MS. CALENDAR: What about him?
BUFFY: He’s not going anywhere. Loser.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Prophecy Girl” (1.12)
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![[The Beast has slaughtered dozens of people.]
LORNE: Ooh, uh, I’m gonna need a bigger arrow.
— Angel, “Apocalypse, Nowish” (4.7)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxn7zxklMC1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
[The Beast has slaughtered dozens of people.]
LORNE: Ooh, uh, I’m gonna need a bigger arrow.
— Angel, “Apocalypse, Nowish” (4.7)
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JAYNE: Hey, I got an idea— ‘Stead of hangin’ around playin’ art critic until I get pinched by The Man, how’s about we move the hell away from this eerie-ass piece-a-work and get on with our ‘creasingly eerie-ass day? How’s that!?
MAL: I don’t know. This here’s a spectacle might warrant a moment’s consideration.
KAYLEE: Wherever I move to, his eyes keep followin’ me.
JAYNE: Come on, gorramn it! We got a job, let’s go do it ant get outta here.
— Firefly, “Jaynestown” (1.6)
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MAL: Now think real hard. You’ve been birddoggin’ this township a while now. They wouldn’t mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
— Firefly, “Our Mrs Reynolds” (1.6)
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GUNN: Why would I want to?
ANGEL: In the interest of justice - and maybe doing the right thing?
GUNN: Not really interested in some rich guy’s heartbreak.
ANGEL: You’re low. Just my opinion.
GUNN: Give me one good reason.
ANGEL: It’ll be extremely dangerous.
GUNN: Okay.
— Angel, “Blind Date” (1.21)
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ZOE: Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something.
WASH: Oh my god. What can it be? We’re all doomed! Who’s flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
KAYLEE: So I guess that makes us one man short.
JAYNE: Little Kaylee’s always one man short.
— Firefly, “Bushwhacked.” (1.2)
