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PRINCIPAL WOOD: Welcome to Sunnydale High. There’s no running in the halls, no yelling, no gum-chewing. Apart from that, there’s only one rule: if they move, kill them.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Chosen” (7.22)
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ETHAN: Oh, bugger! I thought you’d gone!
GILES: Ethan Rayne. You have no idea how much thrashing you is gonna improve my day.
ETHAN: No, no, no! Wait! Hang on! You-you can beat the crap out of me. Go ahead, I can’t stop you! Or-or you can listen to what I have to say. Find out what’s going on.
GILES: What are you talking about?
ETHAN: Something bad is happening. Bad for both of us.
GILES: Bad for you.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “A New Man” (4.12)
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GILES: Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?
CORDELIA: Tact is just not saying true stuff. I’ll pass.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Killed By Death” (2.18)