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MR. MACCLAY: This is insane. You people have no right to interfere with Tara’s affairs. We … are her blood kin! Who the hell are you?
BUFFY: We’re family.
DONNY: Daaad. You — you gonna let ‘em just… Tara, if you don’t get in that car, I swear by god I will beat you down.
XANDER: And I swear by your full and manly beard, you’re gonna break something trying.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Family” (5.6)
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MUDDER: And then, when we put that statue of you in town square, he rolled in, wanted to tear it down. But the whole town rioted.
JAYNE: You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?
MUDDER: I can’t believe you’re back.
JAYNE: How could I stay away? [hugs]
— Firefly, “Jaynestown” (1.7)
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MAL: Well, let’s hope we getsome funny hats, too.
[Mal and Zoe open the crate to reveal Tracey’s coffin.]
JAYNE: What’d you all order a dead guy for?
— Firefly, “The Message” (1.12)
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BUFFY: Everybody, this is Rona.
POTENTIALS, XANDER, and ANDREW: Hey, Rona.
RONA: Um… why is that guy [Andrew] tied to a chair?
XANDER: The question you’ll soon be asking is, “Why isn’t he gagged?”
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Showtime” (7.11)
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MAL: Kaylee, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the Primary Buffer —
KAYLEE: Everything’s shiny, Cap’n. Not to fret.
MAL: You told me — You told me the entry couplings would hold for another week!
KAYLEE: That was six months ago, cap’n.
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CAPTAIN HAMMER: Oh, I’m in pain! I think this is what pain feels like! Oh, mama! Someone maternal! Get outta my way! I gotta get out! Why is this fire exit locked?!
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act III)
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MAL: So…I’ve given Jayne here the job of finding out.
JAYNE: He was non-specific as to how.
MAL: Now you only gotta scare him.
JAYNE: Pain is scary…
— Firefly, “Serenity” (1.1)
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GILES: Now tell me about this review. No one said anything to me about this.
TRAVERS: Let’s sit down and talk about it over here.
GILES: [to rest of the Watchers] You all stand around and look somber. Good job.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Checkpoint” (5.12)
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[RILEY sneaks through the cemetery, all military-like. XANDER, WILLOW, and ANYA follow, eating potato chips and looking confused.]
XANDER: What’s with the hand move? Does that like mean something?
WILLOW: It’s code. I think it breaks down to “choo-choo”.
ANYA: It means to follow him. That, or wait here for him.
XANDER: Hey, Riley! What’s the [hand gestures] all about?
RILEY: It means yell real loud so the vampires who don’t know we’re coming will have a sporting chance.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Fool for Love” (5.7)
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GILES: For God’s sake be careful. I mean, uh, I appreciate your efforts to keep the vampire population down until Buffy returns, but, uh … Well, if anything should happen to you and … you should be killed, I should take it somewhat amiss.
WILLOW: You’d be cranky?
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Anne” (3.1)
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TARA: I have no speech. No name. I live in the action of death, the blood cry, the penetrating wound. I am destruction. Absolute … alone.
BUFFY: The Slayer.
TARA: The first.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Restless” (4.22)
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COWBOYS: The Evil League of Evil
Is watching so beware
The grade that you receive
Will be your last we swear!
— Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along-Blog (Act I)
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BUFFY: Angel, better put on your game face.
ANGEL: [Vampire face] I’m ready.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Prophecy Girl” (1.12)
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