Whedoned features dialog from Joss Whedon shows and images of the Avengers who might say it.
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BUFFY MEETS THE AVENGERS: “You named your hammer Meow Meow?”
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![LOKI: Enough! I am a god, you green ugly creature! And I will not be bullied by you!
HULK: [Smashes] Puny god.
— The Avengers](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41kt4fIVm1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
LOKI: Enough! I am a god, you green ugly creature! And I will not be bullied by you!
HULK: [Smashes] Puny god.
— The Avengers
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Movie Spoilers
Putting this one under a spoiler cut, for those poor souls who haven’t seen the movie yet. … Or the myriad of gifs on tumblr.
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MR. MACCLAY: This is insane. You people have no right to interfere with Tara’s affairs. We … are her blood kin! Who the hell are you?
BUFFY: We’re family.
DONNY: Daaad. You — you gonna let ‘em just… Tara, if you don’t get in that car, I swear by god I will beat you down.
XANDER: And I swear by your full and manly beard, you’re gonna break something trying.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Family” (5.6)
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Buffy, Xander and Willow go to see the Avengers.
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ETHAN: Sweet child. Now, this may sting a little just at first. But don’t worry, that’ll go away once the searing pain kicks in. You can go ahead and scream if you like.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Dark Age” (2.8)
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PRINCIPAL SNYDER: Wait up, you guys! Hey! You guys aren’t trying to ditch me, are ya?
OZ: We should find Giles. He’ll know what’s going on, right?
BUFFY: Sure. Except for all we know, he’s sweet sixteen again.
WILLOW: He’s with your mom at his place.
SNYDER: I said, wait up!
OZ: Uh, Snyder…
BUFFY: No time. He’s coming with us.
SNYDER: Whoa, Summers! You drive like a spaz!
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Band Candy” (3.6)
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![BUFFY: Okay, first of all, what’s with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like DeBarge! Now, we can do this the hard way, or… well, actually there’s just the hard way.
DARLA: That’s fine with me!
BUFFY: Are you sure? Now, this in not gonna be pretty. We’re talking violence, strong language, adult content… [Dusts Thomas] See what happens when you roughhouse?
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Welcome to the Hellmouth” (1.1)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2bzc08uP41r54awgo1_500.jpg)
BUFFY: Okay, first of all, what’s with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like DeBarge! Now, we can do this the hard way, or… well, actually there’s just the hard way.
DARLA: That’s fine with me!
BUFFY: Are you sure? Now, this in not gonna be pretty. We’re talking violence, strong language, adult content… [Dusts Thomas] See what happens when you roughhouse?
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Welcome to the Hellmouth” (1.1)
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BUFFY: Willow’s in heaven and Oz has this really cool house off campus with the band.
XANDER: And you’re sitting here alone at the Bronze looking like you just got diagnosed with cancer of the puppy.
BUFFY: It’s just… there was this vampire, and she took me down, and I just… I don’t know how to stop her.
XANDER: Then where’s the gang? Avengers assemble! Let’s get it going!
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Freshman” (4.1)
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BUFFY: What is this?
XANDER: What do you mean, what is it? It’s my thing.
BUFFY: Your thing?
XANDER: My thing.
BUFFY: Is this a penis metaphor?
XANDER: It’s my thing that makes me cool. You know, that makes me unique. I’m Car Guy. Guy with the car.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Zeppo” (3.13)
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TARA: I have no speech. No name. I live in the action of death, the blood cry, the penetrating wound. I am destruction. Absolute … alone.
BUFFY: The Slayer.
TARA: The first.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Restless” (4.22)
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BUFFY: I always say patrol’s not complete without a trip to the stinky sewers.
ANGEL: I’m sure I saw him come down here.
BUFFY: Couldn’t we just let this be the vamp that got away? We could say he was this big.
ANGEL: What can I say? I need closure.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “The Prom” (3.20)
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XANDER: So, here it is. The latest in state-of-the-art combat technology. I gotta say, it doesn’t look that complicated.
BUFFY: So can you repair it?
XANDER: Sure. As soon as I get my master’s degree in advanced starship technology.
WILLOW: Well, why don’t we experiment? Press some buttons, see what happens.
GILES: I’d like to veto that.
XANDER: Second. It’s called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgazmater, I’d be the first to try your basic button press approach.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “This Year’s Girl” (4.15)
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![BUFFY: Angel, better put on your game face.
ANGEL: [Vampire face] I’m ready.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Prophecy Girl” (1.12)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15e3kEp211r54awgo1_500.jpg)
BUFFY: Angel, better put on your game face.
ANGEL: [Vampire face] I’m ready.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Prophecy Girl” (1.12)
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BUFFY: Ow.
DAWN: Dumbass.
XANDER: Don’t look at me. This is a Summers’ thing. It’s all very violent.
BUFFY: If you get killed, I’m telling.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Chosen” (7.22)
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