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XANDER: So, here it is. The latest in state-of-the-art combat technology. I gotta say, it doesn’t look that complicated.
BUFFY: So can you repair it?
XANDER: Sure. As soon as I get my master’s degree in advanced starship technology.
WILLOW: Well, why don’t we experiment? Press some buttons, see what happens.
GILES: I’d like to veto that.
XANDER: Second. It’s called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgazmater, I’d be the first to try your basic button press approach.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “This Year’s Girl” (4.15)