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Full cast list for “The Avengers” was released. It includes some familiar names.
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PUPPET ANGEL: I went over to Smile Time last night, and I think their office is under some kind of spell. I could feel it trying to get at me. I—I shook it off, but then I met this guy with a towel over his head, and something exploded! I woke up like this. Ugh.
— Angel, “Smile Time” (5.14)
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GROOSALUGG: You and I have fought side by side on more than one occasion — fellow warriors, shoulder to shoulder. By now, my counsel must assuredly hold weight, so I beseech you to heed my words… “Pomegranate Mist” is the wrong colorfor this room.
ANGEL: What?
FRED: We were just thinking… Well, I was thinking and Groo agreed… That, well, since we have to repaint your room anyway, maybe you’d like a change. Y’know, for a change.
ANGEL: Groo agreed?
CORDELIA: Don’t mock. He’s actually got a surprisingly good color sense.
GROOSALUGG: “Sunburst splendor” is a hue more worthy of a champion.
— Angel, “The Price” (3.19)
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![ANGEL: Where is he? Where is this demon you worship?
WILSON: Even if we did tell you where to find him, it wouldn’t matter, since you’re about to have an accident. [shoots Angel repeatedly]
ANGEL: [vampire face] I really don’t like it when people shoot me. Now you’re going to tell me what I need to know.
— Angel, “Expecting” (1.12)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0abwo3cwp1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
ANGEL: Where is he? Where is this demon you worship?
WILSON: Even if we did tell you where to find him, it wouldn’t matter, since you’re about to have an accident. [shoots Angel repeatedly]
ANGEL: [vampire face] I really don’t like it when people shoot me. Now you’re going to tell me what I need to know.
— Angel, “Expecting” (1.12)
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![WESLEY: Forgive me, Gunn. I should never have opened my mouth.
GUNN: I’ve got a plan.
WESLEY: Oh thank god! What is it? [Rebels begin countdown to execution]
GUNN: We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.
WESLEY: Oh.
— Angel, “There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb” (2.22)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07zqpi1bm1r54awgo1_500.png)
WESLEY: Forgive me, Gunn. I should never have opened my mouth.
GUNN: I’ve got a plan.
WESLEY: Oh thank god! What is it? [Rebels begin countdown to execution]
GUNN: We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.
WESLEY: Oh.
— Angel, “There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb” (2.22)
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![WESLEY: [under Billy’s influence, attacking with ax] Would you like to hear my theory, Fred? It’s about how stupid you are. I believe that after five years of living in a cave, you’ll instinctively retreat to small dark places, rather than run outside where you’d be safe. … Let’s finish this.
FRED: I’m sorry, Wesley. You were right about me liking dark places to hide in. … But you forgot I also like to build things. [knocks him unconscious with device]
— Angel, “Billy” (3.6)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04mooGOoK1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
WESLEY: [under Billy’s influence, attacking with ax] Would you like to hear my theory, Fred? It’s about how stupid you are. I believe that after five years of living in a cave, you’ll instinctively retreat to small dark places, rather than run outside where you’d be safe. … Let’s finish this.
FRED: I’m sorry, Wesley. You were right about me liking dark places to hide in. … But you forgot I also like to build things. [knocks him unconscious with device]
— Angel, “Billy” (3.6)
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ANGEL: So, ah… So, you don’t wanna talk to me?
FRED: I can’t, huh?
ANGEL: Why won’t you?
FRED: Because you’re not real. Or I’m not real. Somebody here isn’t real. And I suspect it’s you. So if you’re not real, that means that my head came off back there and that I’m dead now. Dead. And with me being dead and you not being real I can hardly be expected to have some big conversation with you at the moment, because it’s just a little too much pressure, alright?!
— Angel, “Through the Looking Glass” (2.21)
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![POLO PUPPET: I’m gonna tear you a new puppet hole, bitch!… So… you got a little demon in you.
ANGEL PUPPET: I got a lot of demon in me. [Puppet vampire face] Now, come on!
— Angel, “Smile Time” (5.14)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m01a3n29K01r54awgo1_400.jpg)
POLO PUPPET: I’m gonna tear you a new puppet hole, bitch!… So… you got a little demon in you.
ANGEL PUPPET: I got a lot of demon in me. [Puppet vampire face] Now, come on!
— Angel, “Smile Time” (5.14)
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![GWEN RAIDEN: I expect to get screwed. Professional thief. Hazard of the biz.
ELLIOT: [scared] Just wait a second, please…
GWEN: What I don’t appreciate, Elliot, is being called a freak! That’s my word. And I get cranky when people like you use it.
ANGEL: Gwen, think about this…
GWEN: Ever been struck by lightning, Elliot? I’ve been struck by lightning 14 times. It’s not my fault. I just attract it. You know what else attracts lightning? Maggoty little norms like you.
— Angel, “Ground State” (4.2)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgcgwLht81r54awgo1_500.jpg)
GWEN RAIDEN: I expect to get screwed. Professional thief. Hazard of the biz.
ELLIOT: [scared] Just wait a second, please…
GWEN: What I don’t appreciate, Elliot, is being called a freak! That’s my word. And I get cranky when people like you use it.
ANGEL: Gwen, think about this…
GWEN: Ever been struck by lightning, Elliot? I’ve been struck by lightning 14 times. It’s not my fault. I just attract it. You know what else attracts lightning? Maggoty little norms like you.
— Angel, “Ground State” (4.2)
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![RUSSELL WINTERS: We don’t have to go around attacking each other. Look at me: I pay my taxes. I keep my name out of the paper, and I don’t make waves. And in return I can so anything I want!
ANGEL: Really. Can you fly? [kicks him out a window] Hmm. Guess not.
— Angel, “City Of” (1.1)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2vjl1Ayq1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
RUSSELL WINTERS: We don’t have to go around attacking each other. Look at me: I pay my taxes. I keep my name out of the paper, and I don’t make waves. And in return I can so anything I want!
ANGEL: Really. Can you fly? [kicks him out a window] Hmm. Guess not.
— Angel, “City Of” (1.1)
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![CORDELIA: [cutting Groo’s hair] Oh, wait. It’s not like your strength is in your hair, or anything like that, right?
GROOSALUG: No. I believe it is in my muscles.
— Angel, “Couplet” (3.14)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1e1aTZax1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
CORDELIA: [cutting Groo’s hair] Oh, wait. It’s not like your strength is in your hair, or anything like that, right?
GROOSALUG: No. I believe it is in my muscles.
— Angel, “Couplet” (3.14)
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![DOYLE: The good fight, yeah? You never know until you’ve been tested — I get that now. [punches Angel; addresses Cordelia] Too bad we’ll never know, if this is a face you could learn to love.
— Angel, “Hero” (1.9)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq9ns3lMX1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
DOYLE: The good fight, yeah? You never know until you’ve been tested — I get that now. [punches Angel; addresses Cordelia] Too bad we’ll never know, if this is a face you could learn to love.
— Angel, “Hero” (1.9)
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ANGEL: Russell Winters.
CORDELIA: Angel?
WINTERS: You made a very big mistake coming here.
CORDELIA: You don’t know who he is, do you? Oh boy. You’re about to get your ass kicked.
— Angel, “City Of” (1.1)
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![ANDREW: Spike?
SPIKE: Oh for the love of—
ANDREW: Spike? It’s you! It’s really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but… I knew you’d come back. You’re like… you’re like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. [Hugs him] Ohh… he’s alive, Frodo. He’s alive.
ANGEL: You two know each other?
ANDREW: Uh, yeah. Um… We—we saved the world together. I mean, Buffy helped, but… it was mostly us.
— Angel, “Damage” (5.11)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh3w6D2qI1r54awgo1_500.jpg)
ANDREW: Spike?
SPIKE: Oh for the love of—
ANDREW: Spike? It’s you! It’s really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but… I knew you’d come back. You’re like… you’re like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. [Hugs him] Ohh… he’s alive, Frodo. He’s alive.
ANGEL: You two know each other?
ANDREW: Uh, yeah. Um… We—we saved the world together. I mean, Buffy helped, but… it was mostly us.
— Angel, “Damage” (5.11)
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![ANGEL: Where is she [Darla]?
WESLEY: She got away.
GUNN: We tried to stop her by hitting her fists and feet with our faces, but…
— Angel, “Offspring” (3.7)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyd2rqNuE31r54awgo1_500.jpg)
ANGEL: Where is she [Darla]?
WESLEY: She got away.
GUNN: We tried to stop her by hitting her fists and feet with our faces, but…
— Angel, “Offspring” (3.7)
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