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12th April 2012

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BUFFY: Everybody, this is Rona. POTENTIALS, XANDER, and ANDREW: Hey, Rona. RONA: Um… why is that guy [Andrew] tied to a chair? XANDER: The question you’ll soon be asking is, “Why isn’t he gagged?” — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Showtime” (7.11)

BUFFY: Everybody, this is Rona.

POTENTIALS, XANDER, and ANDREW: Hey, Rona.

RONA: Um… why is that guy [Andrew] tied to a chair?

XANDER: The question you’ll soon be asking is, “Why isn’t he gagged?”

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Showtime” (7.11)

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13th March 2012

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ANYA: For God’s sakes, Andrew. You’ve been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing? ANDREW: Entertaining and educating. ANYA: Why can’t you just masturbate like the rest of us? — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Storyteller” (7.16)

ANYA: For God’s sakes, Andrew. You’ve been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?

ANDREW: Entertaining and educating.

ANYA: Why can’t you just masturbate like the rest of us?

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Storyteller” (7.16)

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12th February 2012

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WOOD: Tell us about the seal. ANDREW: But it tickles, and I’m all tense. Can’t I have a cool, refreshing Zima? BUFFY: No Zima. SPIKE: Shut your face about the Zima. Just talk. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Storyteller” (7.16)

WOOD: Tell us about the seal.

ANDREW: But it tickles, and I’m all tense. Can’t I have a cool, refreshing Zima?

BUFFY: No Zima.

SPIKE: Shut your face about the Zima. Just talk.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Storyteller” (7.16)

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1st February 2012

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XANDER: Maybe we can save the maybes for a more dayish part of the day, girls. Potential slayers can function without sleep. Me, I’m no good without my usual 90 minutes. ANDREW: [tied to a chair in next room] I’m with him. Keep the chatter down! … Or speak up so I can hear you. I’m bored. Episode I bored. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Show Time” (7.11)

XANDER: Maybe we can save the maybes for a more dayish part of the day, girls. Potential slayers can function without sleep. Me, I’m no good without my usual 90 minutes.

ANDREW: [tied to a chair in next room] I’m with him. Keep the chatter down! … Or speak up so I can hear you. I’m bored. Episode I bored.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Show Time” (7.11)

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27th January 2012

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ANDREW: Spike? SPIKE: Oh for the love of— ANDREW: Spike? It’s you! It’s really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but… I knew you’d come back. You’re like… you’re like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. [Hugs him] Ohh… he’s alive, Frodo. He’s alive. ANGEL: You two know each other? ANDREW: Uh, yeah. Um… We—we saved the world together. I mean, Buffy helped, but… it was mostly us. — Angel, “Damage” (5.11)

ANDREW: Spike?

SPIKE: Oh for the love of—

ANDREW: Spike? It’s you! It’s really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but… I knew you’d come back. You’re like… you’re like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. [Hugs him] Ohh… he’s alive, Frodo. He’s alive.

ANGEL: You two know each other?

ANDREW: Uh, yeah. Um… We—we saved the world together. I mean, Buffy helped, but… it was mostly us.

— Angel, “Damage” (5.11)

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21st January 2012

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WARREN: Flamethrower’s up. ANDREW: Periscope’s working. Your mom’s weeding tulips again. JONATHAN: [arranging toys] Action figures - fully deployed. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Flooded” (6.4) [I couldn’t help myself. — E]

WARREN: Flamethrower’s up.

ANDREW: Periscope’s working. Your mom’s weeding tulips again.

JONATHAN: [arranging toys] Action figures - fully deployed.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Flooded” (6.4)

[I couldn’t help myself. — E]

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3rd December 2011

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ANDREW: You’re English, right? SPIKE: Yeah. ANDREW: I’ve seen every episode of Doctor Who. Not Red Dwarf, though, ‘cause, um… JONATHAN: ‘Cause it’s not out yet on DVD. ANDREW: Right. It’s not out on … DVD. SPIKE: Warren! — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Smashed” (6.9)

ANDREW: You’re English, right?

SPIKE: Yeah.

ANDREW: I’ve seen every episode of Doctor Who. Not Red Dwarf, though, ‘cause, um…

JONATHAN: ‘Cause it’s not out yet on DVD.

ANDREW: Right. It’s not out on … DVD.

SPIKE: Warren!

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Smashed” (6.9)

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