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22nd January 2012

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WILLOW: How come you weren’t in class? BUFFY: Vampire issues. Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy? XANDER: I think the word you’re searching for is ‘absent’. WILLOW: Tardy people show. BUFFY: Right. WILLOW: And, yes, he did notice, so he wanted me to give you this. BUFFY: As far as punishments go this is fairly abstract. WILLOW: No, it’s your baby! BUFFY: Okay, I get it even less. XANDER: Well, you know, it’s the whole ‘sex leads to responsibility’ thing, which I personally don’t get. You gotta take care of the egg. It’s a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values. WILLOW: My egg is Jewish. XANDER: Then teach it that Dreidel song. — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Bad Eggs” (2.12)

WILLOW: How come you weren’t in class?

BUFFY: Vampire issues. Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?

XANDER: I think the word you’re searching for is ‘absent’.

WILLOW: Tardy people show.

BUFFY: Right.

WILLOW: And, yes, he did notice, so he wanted me to give you this.

BUFFY: As far as punishments go this is fairly abstract.

WILLOW: No, it’s your baby!

BUFFY: Okay, I get it even less.

XANDER: Well, you know, it’s the whole ‘sex leads to responsibility’ thing, which I personally don’t get. You gotta take care of the egg. It’s a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.

WILLOW: My egg is Jewish.

XANDER: Then teach it that Dreidel song.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Bad Eggs” (2.12)

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